Baphomet_The_Blasphemer

@Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world

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Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Well, for whatever it’s worth, this internet stranger is happy you’re still here. As long as you’re here, it can get better.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

First, I bought one of the Nintendo pro controllers day one with my Switch, and I love it. Secondly, I never liked playing with it mobile because it’s difficult to play with larger hands, but I just recently discovered a grip that the switch slides into giving you more meat to hold on to making it much easier for me to play on the go… was about $17 on amazon.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Same. I’ve never been a Burger King fan, but dear Lord, that first whopper after months of eating nothing but MRE’s tasted better to me in that moment than any steak I’ve ever eaten, and that feeling of a full belly after actually enjoying a meal did wonders for my morale.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

I thought it was more of an experiment that, if proven successful, could eventually aid in the exploration of space since we would need to engineer ways of creating oxygen for prolonged travel.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Brussel sprouts are the real fart fuel.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

You don’t drink the steamed broccoli water with your meal? Weird.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Well, I was just making a stupid joke. I didn’t think people actually did that.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

I would be sad if he died tomorrow. He needs to face the consequences of his actions, be tried, convicted, and sentenced to show once and for all the “elite” also must play by the rules… then the fucker can die.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

All jokes aside, I’m pretty sure this sign means barbedwire.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

I’m not even a teacher, and I would love to attack this with a red pen.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Not enough garble flabben peanut butter delasan yogurt bacouratit for it to have been written mid stroke… source: I have witnessed 3 loved ones die from strokes.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Can we customize this service to also block Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson? I can’t seem to block enough of their shit to keep them from my feeds, and it drives me nuts.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

If I’m remembering correctly, the butt plug he was using was marketed as being 100% silicone, so he figured it would be safe. He didn’t know it had a steel core in it.

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