Beelzebob

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Beelzebob,

I remember the 06 Superb Owl game! The Great Horns vs The Screeches! What a wonderful time! But the commercial has been around since 69.

Beelzebob,

My wife likes to start full conversations as soon as my eyes open. I have to throw my hands up with a, “Too many words…”

Beelzebob,

ITT: everyone missing the joke and whining about ad placement.

Beelzebob,

“No, you look fucking awesome.”

Beelzebob,

Winston-Salem, NC. This looks like 3/4 of our downtown hipster spots. Except everything here is also a microbrewery. Soooo many different IPAs. I didn’t realize that there were so many ways to make beer that tastes like shit.

Beelzebob,

Nah, it’s kinda nice to let them swing in the breeze.

Beelzebob,

Watermelon is why. But, dammit, everyone loves watermelon.

Beelzebob,

I know that if I had powers, I would be a straight up self serving villain. No question.

Beelzebob,

People have savings? Sounds like the 90s.

Beelzebob,

Either, depending on my mood and if my batteries/charge are good.

Beelzebob,

I miss my socks and underwear presents as an adult. I can’t be arsed to go out and buy my own.

Beelzebob,

And a Lord Soth spinoff movie.

Beelzebob,

I think RA Salvatore’s Forgotten Realms books would be awesome. We need a live action Drizzt!

Beelzebob,

“influencers”

Beelzebob,

I argue with people on the Internet so that my partner gets less of my batshit crazy.

Beelzebob,

Who wants to live forever?

Beelzebob,

Dammit. Now I’m thinking about ketchup chips.

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