BigDanishGuy

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BigDanishGuy,

Had a beast of a desktop machine back in 2000, it could even decode DVD real-time. But sometimes DVD playback would hang. Pushing the power button 5s would switch off the machine, but 3-4s would get DVD playback working again.

That’s how I learned that the road to success is to bully and intimidate… At least your hardware

BigDanishGuy,

I’m sure that the US navy seals has already infiltrated OP’s house and neutralized the threat. Merely joking about destroying traffic cams definitely warrants this type of action. /s

BigDanishGuy,

I’ve seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface…

BigDanishGuy,

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Looks more like what you say to your 1337 cat

BigDanishGuy,

Lights pickles candle, then putting on brass knuckles and a mouth guard. Let’s fucking goooo!

BigDanishGuy,

As a former young person, living in a studio apartment of 20m^2, I don’t have to imagine that. And yes I did read the word “deliberately” - I wanted to see how much onion I could put in bolognese. Turns out a lot, when you blend the onion. Also it turns out that blending onion in your studio apartment is stupid.

BigDanishGuy,

How about dads who went with the discount hardware store’s brand. It’s easily 1/4 Dewalt prices and comes with a 5 year no questions asked warranty? I spent like 80euros on two 18V cordless drills. I keep the receipt in the case they came in, and in the last 8 years I’ve abused the shit out of them, and have had at least one replacement. Just like Dewalt, makita, milwaukee, and ryobi, I have several batteries and charges, and a plethora of tools with the same battery.

I went to the store with a beat up drill, and the pimply faced teen at the register was like wtf?!? But the manager didn’t want the full story on the phone. Only three questions “is it [store brand]?” “is the receipt less than 5 years old?” and “what are you calling me for then?”. New drill, new case and new receipt. Oldest drill is about 4.5 years old now, so I guess that I have to torture the hell out of it and get a new one with 5 more years.

BigDanishGuy,

What I’m more intrigued by is that OP didn’t say that they use any kind of guide or frame to hold the power drill. Try drilling 10cm by hand straight enough that it makes sense to tap the hole.

BigDanishGuy,

Port holes in armored vehicles, so the soldiers can stick their rifles out of and shoot at people.

BigDanishGuy, (edited )

Complete body function control. Like no more emergency shits, you can time the bowel movements and just go once every 36 hours.

Also the reservoir guys have when we stand up pissing. How bout we don’t have 20ml piss left in the urethra when we retract the penis?

BigDanishGuy, (edited )

Debian Bookworms REPRESENT!

Also … you know … try to see if you can push another penguin in

BigDanishGuy,

So NASA is using the Jewish space lasers to destroy prayers? Those heathens!

BigDanishGuy,

60/40 baby! esr.co.uk/…/p32410_100g_0.7mm_(22SWG)_60_40_Solde…Not from this shop, but the hqproducts label is the same.

Word came down from on high, that I wasn’t to use 60/40 for teaching anymore. Usually went through about 1kg annually, and I had just stocked up. I think I had just gotten 8kg, or something like that, because of the bulk rebate, about a year before. And what was I to do? We weren’t allowed to have the solder on premises anymore.

So anyway, 60/40 for 1.0 and 0.7mm and some sn/pb/ag for 0.25mm. And no, I don’t have ventilation for my workspace, but I do have enough solder to last a couple of lifetimes.

What's a proper response to another dog attempting to mount your dog multiple times and the owner really not doing anything about it?

The owner kind of makes a weak attempt to seem like they’re trying, but if I weren’t there, they wouldn’t intervene at all. I’m asking because I want to make sure that I don’t over react next time.

BigDanishGuy,

What it comes down to is this: beastiality vs rape, which charge carries the longest prison sentence?

BigDanishGuy,

Just like birds, complex numbers aren’t real!

Screw you sqrt(-1), you aren’t even a real number, you poser!

BigDanishGuy,

^- this right here is the right answer.

I have a song I’d like to be played for the 5 people who’ll attend, but that’s more about the message it convey - if I don’t get to use my death to influence people, then I guess I don’t really have a choice. I have a preference with regard to burial vs cremation, but that’s it. For the rest, you figure it out. Don’t want to maintain a burial plot? Fine, don’t want a tomb stone? Fine. You have to deal with it, so you get to decide.

BigDanishGuy,

It was really educational when I got to do it. Studying Netter’s and Gray’s (or in my case Finn Boysen Møller) can only get you so far. If you want to really understand anatomy, and the insane amount of variation that occurs, then dissection is a pretty good way forward.

BigDanishGuy,

Pay cash for groceries. At the start of each pay period, withdraw your grocery budget in cash for that period.

Make sure that you get bills that exactly covers a day each.

Every morning pull out a bill from your drawer, whatever you have in your wallet is what you have for groceries.

BigDanishGuy, (edited )

Nope, as per my username I live in a place where infrastructure was developed before the car.

Update: you don’t need to purchase groceries daily. That would be more expensive, you put the money aside for later. The trick is that you don’t spend money that should cover expenses next week, that way you can more closely monitor your spending.

BigDanishGuy,

Gnome = KDE = bloat

I don’t care about a modern feel, I need to not care about learning new interfaces. Xfce is fine for me.

BigDanishGuy,

Sometimes I actually do prefer to just SSH in to a tmux session.

BigDanishGuy,

Pickled herring is Danish, spekoek is Indonesian and Gouda is bland.

Hagelslag though, that is something I definitely miss.

Maybe the herring is Scandinavian, but we’re not going to credit the swedes with this one, they lost that right when they started with the lingonberries.

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