@ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml

ComradePorkRoll

@ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml

Agitate! Educate! Organize!

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ComradePorkRoll,

Which would mean there’s the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.

ComradePorkRoll,

SoCiAlIsM!

I should note, I’m for it. Workers controlling the means of production would mean workers won’t run whatever business they operate for endless, unsustainable profit. Maybe we won’t have Funko Pops and pickle flavored cotton candy, but at least we won’t have that “grind harder” mindset that’s killing our planet.

ComradePorkRoll,

Every company here deserves some sort of corporate death penalty where the CEOs face consequences and the company becomes worker owned and operated.

ComradePorkRoll,

I wish someone would’ve told me this earlier. I got into it just wanting to make a little cash by selling that salt rock. Now look at me; I can’t even enjoy some chicken if doesn’t have at least 9 different herbs and spices.

ComradePorkRoll,

It’s literally a tactic used by children when they’re being reprimanded. If you ever come across an “adult” that argues that way, tell them to sit back while the adults talk.

ComradePorkRoll,

They posted a step by step guide for making improvised explosives.

ComradePorkRoll,

Who are you talking to?

ComradePorkRoll,

It really depends on the actor. I think we can all agree that not every actor has the same emotional maturity and therefore will not all react the same to it. For example, take a look at what Jonah Hill expects from his partners versus Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively seeming to be a healthy couple while both have had some raunchy scenes in movies featuring other people.

ComradePorkRoll,

You didn’t pre-order Fallout 76, did you?

ComradePorkRoll,

Pedophilia is not a sexuality and CSAM, AI generated or not, is not a healthy outlet. Pedophilia should be treated as a disease, and pedophiles should receive treatment for that instead.

ComradePorkRoll,

What does a robot vacuum have to do with a dancing exercise regimen?

ComradePorkRoll,

Let the greedy fend off for themselves in the desert and see how far it gets them.

ComradePorkRoll,

The roast would be scorching though:

“Just drop out now bro, you can’t afford college.”

ComradePorkRoll,

Well the SAG-AFTRA strike is over so she’s probably back to work, duh.

ComradePorkRoll,

Introducing: Boating Stickerz™ by Bored Ape Yacht Club.

ComradePorkRoll,

Sex work is real work, they deserve real cheese.

ComradePorkRoll,

It’s cause they always fund far right groups to squash the leftists.

ComradePorkRoll,

Not so fast, eager beaver, you’re missing the part where you’re blind, your mother gets murdered, and you wear a mask made out of your dead mother’s face.

ComradePorkRoll,

It’s about control. They don’t want to lose that control. They don’t deserve that control. We need to take control back.

ComradePorkRoll,

You’re on .world, it’s basically reddit.

ComradePorkRoll,

The farming is okay. Just make sure to discourage anyone from feeling they have some sort of divine ownership over the land. Examples:

Little Johnny says “This is my land!” Knock that little bugger over and say “it’s mine now.”

If John says “God has given me this land to carry out his will!” turn that fucker into fertilizer so that he may be of use to society.

ComradePorkRoll,

I wish I could cut grass from home.

In all seriousness, some jobs cannot be done remotely. Schools are a prime example of this. That should mean that those jobs should cover expenses for travel and have some sort of tax for offsetting their carbon footprint.

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