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fruity cereal, eww gross. cocoa puffs gang, assemble!

Why wasn't NYC's Central Park concept copied by other cities?

I’m talking about a massive park in the absolute heart of the city. Located such that is naturally surrounded by city high rises. *People are giving examples of parks that are way off in the boonies. I’m trying to say located centrally, heart of the city, you know where the high rises are. Yes I understand nyc has more, the...

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I don’t disagree with you, but due to the geography of New York, midtown smack above the meeting point of the busiest bottlenecks in the nation becomes literally the worst location for it. They could have buried FDR drive near south street seaport like in Boston and just turned the whole southern tip of the island under Houston into a huge park. Or maybe the whole northern tip up near inwood.

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As a New Yorker, let me just assure you that it wasn’t really designed with crosstown traffic in mind. If you’re going from West 69th and say, 10th Ave, to East 69th and 2nd, you’re in for a shitshow no matter what you do. This includes walking (try not to be ran over by an Uber walking through Central Park late at night). Taking the subway(what subway line goes from upper east to upper west?? Hahahah you’re fucked!) Or taking a crosstown bus (Takes almost an hour to go from 10th avenue to 2nd avenue cause you’re gonna have to go all the way up/down to the cross park street).

Multiple smaller parks would probably be much better, or just, y’know, having space for trees outside of the designated tree infrastructure.

DancingIsForbidden, (edited )
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So can this whole confrontation be avoided if I offer your cat some milk?He looks angry and I’m sure this was all a misunderstaIM SORRY PLEASE DONT HURT ME ANGRYCAT

DancingIsForbidden,
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GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE

DancingIsForbidden,
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Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

DancingIsForbidden,
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I now identify as a goat (for Braxton only). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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As an old man now I much prefer being alone, it’s just way safer, everyone’s so uptight and crazy these days, I’m scared to say something unintentional that will offend somebody or touch on some new political conspiracy theory that somebody feels weird about and I’ll end up a Tik Tok meme for being innocently old and unintentionally ignorant of the new vocabulary.

Beer just makes way better company than some self righteous strangers any day of the week, and if I need to keep up on news I’ll just surf Lemmy for a bit and I speak as freely as I want to here. Fuck human beings in general.

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Oh, we already knew it was you, Jerry. We just try to not acknowledge it at social functions. (͡•_ ͡• )

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I honestly wish you the best. I’m not an asshole, and I know this sounds bitter but after what I’ve seen and experienced I really have no faith at all in humanity and given up on society both as a locale community and as a global whole. I don’t care what happens to “us” at all, in the Ukraine or Israel, and definitely not what happens to the climate or planet after I’m gone. I don’t wish to change the world or contribute to society or leave a mark on this place at all anymore, just to selfishly enjoy the pleasures of the flesh (alcohol, video games, porn) in between work shifts until my time is up or I decide it’s not even worth it anymore, and to in the meanwhile be fucked with by other human beings as little as possible anymore until then. Select members of my immediate family are the only exception.

Good luck to you. Despite feeling this way, I still hope good and honest people have a decent human experience and get along as they deserve. So if you’re one of them, this applies to you.

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BEER IS FREE IN EUROPE??

FUCK IT IM QUITTING MY JOB AND MOVING RIGH-oh you mean university.

meh. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

DancingIsForbidden,
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It’s that extra sausage that gets them hot 😏

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All dicks and no holes. Just a big pile of fuckery and greed in a big circle. The fed fucks big pharma. So the pharma company fucks over the hospitals. The hospital turns around and fucks the insurance. And the insurance companies are legally justified to square the difference from out of your asshole. And since some of that comes from the fed via state run marketplaces, the cycle of fuckery is complete.

If anyone’s offended by my language there, I apologize and assure you, it’s an entirely gender neutral and accurate metaphor.

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I lurk the Reddit’s onion site using tor and turn JavaScript off. I don’t even have an account there anymore so I can’t comment on anything. This way they don’t get any advertising dollars from me. But it’s the best way for me to keep up with what’s new and upcoming in some special fields that I’m in.

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Yes the hilarious thing about this post is it seems like a very roundabout, indirectly complicated way to go about trashing Steelers fans.

DancingIsForbidden,
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this is inaccurate. the only thing that hurts in your thirties is your financial security and your aesthetic pride

sincerely, a millennial who had a birthday yesterday

DancingIsForbidden,
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I’ve never cringed so hard while choking with laughter.

DancingIsForbidden,
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.69 in 2050!

Future, nice.

DancingIsForbidden,
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you can probably pocket the cucumber also. looks like it’ll fit

shit, now I’m hungry. gonna go root around in the pantry

DancingIsForbidden,
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amazing how effective a quarter inch of cotton is at keeping them at bay! (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

DancingIsForbidden,
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This is yet another reason why it’s better to drink at home, by yourself!

All you have to do is give the bartender a handjob at the end of the night!

DancingIsForbidden,
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this you?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1ac1001-98d8-4957-99e0-168dcbcd1153.jpeg

DancingIsForbidden, (edited )
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meh, I just thought it was funny. this is a meme sub. let’s calm down?

DancingIsForbidden,
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Christ Jesus, 500 a month? I might not even pay that much and I literally drive the work day (Amazon flex, Uber eats, etc) for my job. Do you know how to drive gas efficient? If your RPM’s never pass 2K and you cruise to stop lights etc you can still drive a decent speed and get much better gas mileage. Stop idling at long lights - if you’re going to wait more than 10 seconds, shut the car off. Perhaps invest in some fuel injector cleaner as a cheap alternative to a proper tune up.

unless you drive for a living you should definitely get that way down, (unless you live in california AND commute 3 hours a day or something, in which case you have bigger problems)

DancingIsForbidden, (edited )
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oops, my bad. how Yankee of me to assume you were down in the states.

300 USD still sounds pretty high to me for someone who doesn’t drive for a living but I don’t know what the petrol situation is up there for y’all right now.

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