DancingIsForbidden

DancingIsForbidden, 1 year ago

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

DancingIsForbidden, 1 year ago

Hi Jerry!

DancingIsForbidden, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago)

As an old man now I much prefer being alone, it’s just way safer, everyone’s so uptight and crazy these days, I’m scared to say something unintentional that will offend somebody or touch on some new political conspiracy theory that somebody feels weird about and I’ll end up a Tik Tok meme for being innocently old and unintentionally ignorant of the new vocabulary.

Beer just makes way better company than some self righteous strangers any day of the week, and if I need to keep up on news I’ll just surf Lemmy for a bit and I speak as freely as I want to here. Fuck human beings in general.

DancingIsForbidden, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago)

All dicks and no holes. Just a big pile of fuckery and greed in a big circle. The fed fucks big pharma. So the pharma company fucks over the hospitals. The hospital turns around and fucks the insurance. And the insurance companies are legally justified to square the difference from out of your asshole. And since some of that comes from the fed via state run marketplaces, the cycle of fuckery is complete.

If anyone’s offended by my language there, I apologize and assure you, it’s an entirely gender neutral and accurate metaphor.

DancingIsForbidden, 1 year ago

Pretty sure being able to figure it out on your own is the entrance to the legal loophole wealthy people use to squirm out of a huge bill.

DancingIsForbidden, 1 year ago

Yes,and this just means you can interpret them as creatively as you can pay an accountant to get funky with the guidelines!