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DancingIsForbidden,
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you can probably pocket the cucumber also. looks like it’ll fit

shit, now I’m hungry. gonna go root around in the pantry

DancingIsForbidden,
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amazing how effective a quarter inch of cotton is at keeping them at bay! (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

DancingIsForbidden,
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This is yet another reason why it’s better to drink at home, by yourself!

All you have to do is give the bartender a handjob at the end of the night!

DancingIsForbidden,
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this you?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1ac1001-98d8-4957-99e0-168dcbcd1153.jpeg

DancingIsForbidden, (edited )
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meh, I just thought it was funny. this is a meme sub. let’s calm down?

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b34525a4-539c-49d9-b323-a2dd3b6b8635.webp

DancingIsForbidden,
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I see you pop culture reference and I raise you: Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

…m.wikipedia.org/…/Death_Bed:_The_Bed_That_Eats

DancingIsForbidden,
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Christ Jesus, 500 a month? I might not even pay that much and I literally drive the work day (Amazon flex, Uber eats, etc) for my job. Do you know how to drive gas efficient? If your RPM’s never pass 2K and you cruise to stop lights etc you can still drive a decent speed and get much better gas mileage. Stop idling at long lights - if you’re going to wait more than 10 seconds, shut the car off. Perhaps invest in some fuel injector cleaner as a cheap alternative to a proper tune up.

unless you drive for a living you should definitely get that way down, (unless you live in california AND commute 3 hours a day or something, in which case you have bigger problems)

DancingIsForbidden, (edited )
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oops, my bad. how Yankee of me to assume you were down in the states.

300 USD still sounds pretty high to me for someone who doesn’t drive for a living but I don’t know what the petrol situation is up there for y’all right now.

DancingIsForbidden,
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yes, but not global in this case, I saw their unit of currency was dollars and was correct to narrow it down to North america. my flaw was assuming the US and ruling out our friendly neighbors to the north

DancingIsForbidden,
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this is probably gonna sound subtly racist but, with everything taken together, including their use of the English language it just made most contextual sense that it was an American. I’m still trying to normalize the fact that some cultures call it petrol.

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