DarkMessiah

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DarkMessiah,

Cook all your meals in advance. Pasta, potato gem casserole, and a Thai red curry can give you roughly two weeks of lunches and dinners if you alternate well. You can add breakfast bowls of eggs, cubed ham, and potatoes and they’ll keep for a week, minimum (I don’t know how long exactly because a dozen eggs gets me six meals).

I usually pay around $50 every two weeks for food, plus a bit more if I’m running low on coffee or milk.

DarkMessiah,

A Boston accent is different from a New York accent, is different from a Missouri accent, is different from a Mississippi accent, is different from a Florida accent, is different from a Texas accent, is different from an Oklahoma accent, etc. Even within states, it fully depends on how rural you live, whether you went to college… hell, even your tax bracket in some cases.

I say this as an Australian that grew up in America: the sheer size of the place is enough to have something like fifty regional accents per state. Like everything with the US: it’s fucking insane.

DarkMessiah,

Scottish-Texan? I can’t even comprehend what that would sound like. Congratulations, you’ve been speaking an eldritch tongue. Try not to summon Cthulhu.

DarkMessiah,

Honestly, the best use for AI in coding thus far is to point you in the right direction as to what to look up, not how to actually do it.

DarkMessiah, (edited )

Is… is Link going to be a voiced role?

Honestly - How much will you sacrifice for a better world?

Confronted with the likelihood that we cannot achieve climate goals, confront socioeconomic inequality, and ultimately build a better world without significant personal sacrifice: How much are you personally capable and willing to lose? I mean this in the most earnest way possible. Acknowledging the likely possibility of working...

DarkMessiah,

I would actually sacrifice everything I have, up to and including my life.

It wouldn’t do a damn thing, but if it would, you wouldn’t even have to ask.

DarkMessiah,

That diving team just fought Sindel and lost harder than MK9.

DarkMessiah,

So, the person who designed that absolutely did it on purpose, right? Because if not, that is the funniest coincidence I’ve seen in a long while.

DarkMessiah,

Basically indestructible soles and insoles in terms of wear and tear, and an indestructible in general toe cap. Soft enough insoles to cushion, but firm enough to support. Light enough to use everywhere without feeling like I’m walking on King Kai’s planet. Self-tightening laces and mouth. GPS tracking in case I can’t find them or someone’s stolen them.

DarkMessiah,

Definitely fake. Discworld is much more sane.

DarkMessiah,

This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.

DarkMessiah,

If I hear the word rightsizing come out of my boss’ mouth, that mouth is immediately losing a few teeth. I would legitimately prefer the boss in this comic, because at least they’re honest.

DarkMessiah, (edited )

What part of “rage issues” do you not comprehend, troll?

I am well fucking aware it’s not a good thing. Just like you are well fucking aware that your bullshit comment isn’t gonna change shit.

I, on the other hand, am actively working to fix it. Just because I am aware of and honest about my own limitations does not make me less than you. Hell, it makes me better than you.

In short, piss off with your self-righteous and performative ass. Nobody wants to see it.

DarkMessiah, (edited )

It’s not manly, it’s a toxic combination of rage issues and holding everyone to the standards of being honest, with themselves and others. Get it right.

DarkMessiah,

Gotta love manual labour. One of the things you don’t realise until you do it is just how much you end up spending on socks - this shit is incredibly hard on your feet and what you wear on them.

DarkMessiah,

So, is it literally just repeatedly creating the necessary conditions and hoping the stuff will react the right way? Or is it a strict process that needs to be done just so or it’ll ruin the whole thing? Or both?

DarkMessiah,

Man, 1993 was my year.

I was born in ‘94.

DarkMessiah,

Dunno where I was expecting that to go, but it was not where it ended up going. It’s actually hilarious.

DarkMessiah,

The xylophone makers tend to prefer ribcages for the actual instrument, though they do use the femurs for the sticks quite often.

DarkMessiah,

That sounds like it should run afoul of many privacy laws around the world. Can someone more educated in this matter than I confirm that?

DarkMessiah,

Might be something to do with a certain encryption protocol that shall remain unnamed.

DarkMessiah,

Yeah, I got to “What’s in the box?” before I cringed out. Love to see people taking the piss out of bad commercials.

DarkMessiah,

Not quite “Silco gassing the entire meeting to prove a point,” but it’s up there.

DarkMessiah,

Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.

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