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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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At this time of year?

ElBarto,
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Free Egg And Rice.

ElBarto,
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It still makes me laugh all our building’s paths and stuff like that are judged by a floating air bubble in a coloured liquid.

ElBarto,
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That beaver looks like he’s just been told he has to go fight fires.

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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stargate/images/e/ed/Wraith_Queen_%28The_Lost_Boys%29.jpg

ElBarto,
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That’s because it automatically allows camera permission obviously!

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👎

ElBarto,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9998e22d-97d0-4d7b-a331-7c96b70aeceb.jpeg

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1d366981-63cb-4c9e-ac62-3e49e0af864f.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b7c532a8-beaa-4640-99c0-39c0de6320b9.jpeg

Was the first thing I did after posting this.

ElBarto,
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Aren’t like 99% of candies gender neutral tho?

ElBarto,
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This website should answer your question: cuberule.com

ElBarto,
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Me: I work around the entertainment industry.

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/92528ece-2ba6-4ca8-ab30-f5ee53f497c4.gif

ElBarto,
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Take that Reddit! Our “We did it …” moments get the right person!

ElBarto,
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The J is pronounced like the J in Jesus (Spanish pronunciation)

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I can at least agree with the last line.

Don’t use google.

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I used to tell people I’m about 5 minutes away when they did that on Reddit. Ask for my ETA I’ll give you it.

ElBarto,
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That’s why I use this

Edits about typos are stupid pointless.

ElBarto,
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I was hoping this would bring a sense of pride and accomplishment.

ElBarto,
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People like to forget how many shit episodes of every series there are.

ElBarto,
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So hummingbirds are guilty of cultural appropriation.

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I get jealous of trees…

ElBarto,
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That’s how loud their grandma is , they had it on silent.

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Look at this bastard with their self control and healthy social media habits! Let’s burn them!

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Replace the gun with a bong and the water for a bottle of Jim Beam small batch and you’ve got my room when I was in my 20s.

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