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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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Hold

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That’s why I do this: start patting all your pockets like you’re checking for your keys, then just say “sorry, I’m all out of fucks today, been in short supply lately, should have some more in tomorrow.”

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Fuck, I left the oven on.

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Sorry.

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The bobs burger porn parody is a piece of cinematic perfection.

ElBarto,
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I do the same, but I’ll tell her what it is and what it’s used for so she’s got all the information about it.

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Replace the gun with a bong and the water for a bottle of Jim Beam small batch and you’ve got my room when I was in my 20s.

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It was hard enough getting my mate to use discord, I’m not gonna try to teach him how to use another one.

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Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian… I think my brains name is Brian!

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I work in the meat department and I slap every whole chicken and roasts, I feel it gives them the confidence to be a good meal.

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I always say “nah, fuck em.”

I’m not helping them get more tax breaks.

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They’re loss.

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There’s still hope I can fulfil my dream of playing in an orchestra!

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