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FilthyShrooms,
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I ate a lot of pineapple before, hope you like it

FilthyShrooms,
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As someone who leaves notifications to deal with later and will forget if I open it, this was relatable

I didn’t even think of read receipts…

FilthyShrooms,
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Well, with both a horror movie and game announced, Willie’s probably gonna do a lot of killing soon

FilthyShrooms,
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Whats wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your circumcised banana

FilthyShrooms,
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You don’t ask people for help because you’re afraid of looking weak

I dont ask for help because I don’t want to bother them

We are not the same

FilthyShrooms,
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Goes from composed good boy to OMYGOSHWATERFROMAHOSE??

FilthyShrooms,
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How do you know who that is? Is this even heaven? Where are my goddamn labels that tell me what to think???

FilthyShrooms,
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It really do be like that

Or it don’t. I give it a 79.3% chance

FilthyShrooms,
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Wow, geez. Respect their culture. Say “clanka” if you have to, but even that’s pretty disrespectful

FilthyShrooms,
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Or the classic: “it was a military issued droid, it was never his”

FilthyShrooms,
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Nor the small boy giving superman a fat stack of cash

FilthyShrooms,
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but I don’t want to fight them

Too bad, they want to fight you

FilthyShrooms,
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I love sand. Its warm, soft, crunchy, and you can make sand castles with it.

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Sorry I’m in your walls. I just have to say, that joke was fire, I’m surprised you didn’t hear me laugh at it

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