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GustavoM

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Definitely Not GustavoM. :^)

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GustavoM,
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This reminds me once when little me was playing megaman. Then my mum came up, went straight to my videogame, turned the thing off without saying a word. I was like “Damn.” Never felt so helpless in my entire life.

GustavoM,
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…until they start to leave “gifts” on your doorstep.

GustavoM, (edited )
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“You are laying on a (recently cleaned) floor. Your owner is outside, enjoying a nice, casual jogging. But for some reason none of those matters because HIS WALLET IS ON THE TABLE!”

“What are you going to do?”

“1) Munch wallet 2) Bite the wallet once, on its right side 3) Piss on the wallet 4) Bark”

"You’ve chosen – “Bark.”

“You let a wild bark come out of your mouth. Congratulations, it provoked your primal instincts to EAT THE WALLET WHOLE!”

GustavoM,
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That is pretty much “true love in a nutshell” – when both sides are united. No matter the joy, no matter the suffering.

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