HonoraryMancunian

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HonoraryMancunian,

I had to say it in an American accent to get it (also fuck you)

HonoraryMancunian,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

HonoraryMancunian,

It’s actually quite an old game!

HonoraryMancunian,

There is one very obvious and simple solution to all this

Install bouldering mats all around your fridge

HonoraryMancunian,

I never minded Thursdays, they’re the Friday of Monday-to-Thursday

HonoraryMancunian,

I’m sorry to hear that.

HonoraryMancunian,

That’s cute, I like it

HonoraryMancunian,

ass mushroom

HonoraryMancunian,

Basically men who: —

Could never get a woman that hot

Get jealous easily

Don’t like women having agency over their sexuality

Don’t like women having agency over themselves full stop

HonoraryMancunian,

I wouldn’t mind C, so long as it’s someone where all 3 of us are willing to have some fun together privately anyway

HonoraryMancunian,

He’s 46! Looks about 10–20 years older. Hate really does age you

HonoraryMancunian,

Let’s hope this kid doesn’t break his arms when he’s older

HonoraryMancunian,

Ok grandad

HonoraryMancunian,

You’ll have 2 years in Minusland…

Minusland is a dark, gloomy region far beneath the surface of the Earth, filled up entirely with fog, and inhabited only by the invisible and highly dangerous Gnoolies, creatures which, with a single bite, turn their victims into more Gnoolies

…fandom.com/…/Charlie_and_the_Great_Glass_Elevato…

HonoraryMancunian,

Happy days

HonoraryMancunian,

Good shout

HonoraryMancunian,

Eh, it’s hypothetical, interpret it how you like!

HonoraryMancunian,

My man

HonoraryMancunian,

I think it’s a little of column a, a little of column b

I’d imagine so long as your brain is fully matured (~25+) you’d get to keep all those benefits you’ve accrued

HonoraryMancunian,

Yes.

HonoraryMancunian, (edited )

I find it funny that no one else (including me) even considered selling it!

Now feel free to answer if you can’t :)

Edit: although I bet you could fetch WAY more than 100 mil for it. The oldest and richest people in the world would probably give up the majority of their fortune, especially if they were close to death. Auction it off!

HonoraryMancunian,

All your peers would be annoying little kids D:

HonoraryMancunian,

Why would you want to look like a child?! Although it could be funny showing bouncers your id (assuming you’re able to update the pic)

HonoraryMancunian,

IDDQD

Forever remember it

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