Jorgelino

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Jorgelino,

There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won’t dare mix.

Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.

I’m honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing “traditional recipies”. Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.

Jorgelino, (edited )

I’ve heard that they might’ve been covered in feathers as children, but didn’t grow any more as they got older, so they’d be spread out, not covering much, which is also how it works with elephants and hair.

Jorgelino,

Just like mama used to make

Jorgelino, (edited )

On mobile i’ve got an app that lets me play youtube videos with the screen locked so i use that as well.

It’s a bit annoying cause the app does have ads as well, but only when you open it. If you put a video on and close it (leaving it playing on the background), there’s no ads

Jorgelino,

Oh nice. I’ll check it out, thanks!

Jorgelino, (edited )

I mean, i’m not really into dubstep, but i kinda do apreciate instrumentals way more than lyrics. A song with good lyrics will be ruined by a shit melody, but a nice melody will still be catchy even without the best lyrics.

No matter how touching your lyrics are, something like a great symphony will still make me more emotional without ever having to say a word.

Jorgelino, (edited )

Windows 95

Windows 2000

Jorgelino,

I guarantee there’s some in there that will kill you

That’s probably it then. All the fans keep dying while the haters remain.

Jorgelino,

Even during its peak, the only real use i got out of facebook was being reminded of people’s birthdays. Now i just ignore them all, it’s much easier that way.

Jorgelino, (edited )

Not to butt in your business, but if that’s your only reason to not have children, and you’re otherwise financially capable and willing to raise kids, have you two considered adoption? Instead of bringing someone extra into this shit as you put it, you’d just be helping one of the people who’re unfortunately already in it.

Jorgelino,

I’m so used to my country being late to this type of stuff that i only realised pix wasn’t an international thing until just recently.

Also how dare you?! Only i get to call this backwater place backwater! /s

Jorgelino, (edited )

There’s a guaraná flavored soda in brazil called “Jesus”, so this makes perfect sense to me.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/1fb987ae-d4ea-4f71-bcd7-929074de31dc.webp

Jorgelino, (edited )

Nah man, it’s the other way around! The UK is in England. Europe is in London.

Jorgelino,

might as well just get a canned soup

Jorgelino,

Molk

Jorgelino,

I think i’ve read a hentai manga with this exact plot.

Jorgelino,

You should also end every conversation with “but that’s not advice and I’m not an expert.”

“But son, aren’t you a literal investment advisor?”

Jorgelino,

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Jorgelino,

Programmer here. Can confirm. Coding is just a list of instructions we send to the tiny people inside so they know what to do.

Jorgelino,

That reminds me of Dune, where they have high tech stuff like spaceships, but no computers or AI, because this sort of thing already happened ages ago and it led to them being banned.

Jorgelino,

That’s kind of the point though. If “hustling like a crackhead” wasn’t obviously a bad thing, there’d be no joke here.

Jorgelino,

The n stands for nothing, therefore it’s invisible.

Jorgelino,

Perhaps…

Jorgelino,

Odds are if you don’t know how to exit vim you probably don’t want to save whatever you wrote in there.

Jorgelino, (edited )

It’s Infernal. The language is detailed in the adventure module Descent Into Avernus. You can also just find the infernal alphabet on the forgotten realms wiki. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/a/ab/Infernal_script.jpg/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/720/height/900?cb=20230711053323

That is to say that it’s very possible to translate it. Now as to whether OP’s translation is accurate or not, i have no idea, cause i have better things to do than read fake text out of an NPCs horn.

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