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LaunchesKayaks, to memes in Betrayal
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Well, I will from now on. I wanna look that cool

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in Betrayal
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The only people who have offered me drugs are friends who were offering to be polite. I always decline, but use the phrase “No thank you” to let them know I appreciate the gesture.

LaunchesKayaks, to comicstrips in Sleeping position
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Yo same. I have so many pillows that I have to arrange specifically to cradle my neck in a certain way or I’ll wake up with a headache and stiff neck. My neck is most comfy when I’m on my back, but the rest of my body disagrees.

LaunchesKayaks, to lemmyshitpost in Time for a checkup!!!!
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Kegels are a legit exercise to work on if you have terrible pelvic floor muscles. I had to get intense PT for my pelvic floor a few years ago. I still have to do daily exercises so I don’t get muscle pain and weakness. It sucks.

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in Me: Does literally anything, My Dog:
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My beagle is like this. He always has to be involved in everything. If he isn’t included, he yells about it. My mini goldendoodle is very independent.

LaunchesKayaks, to comicstrips in Bookmarks
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Me at work when I bookmark anything I think may be useful for reference. I have to go through my bookmarks every so often because I accumulate so goddamn many.

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all
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Ikr??

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all
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Same tho. Like, I do my job well when I am expected to work and work over when absolutely necessary. I think that’s good enough lol.

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all
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My coworkers give me shit for not working late all the time. Like, I work late when I absolutely have to or get permission to make up missed time. I refuse to stay just because lol.

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in Just 1 more year for me
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I didn’t realize growing up was so overrated when I was a kid.

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in Just 1 more year for me
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Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive imo

LaunchesKayaks, to asklemmy in What would you put in duck stew?
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This isn’t a wild bird. I raised him from a day old, but the last Muscovy we had tasted a bit gamey. We also butchered it then immediately cooked it. Like the whole process took 3 hours. My stepfather is refrigerating the bird before butchering this time to see if that helps with taste any. I also decided on making duck noodles soup because I’m not in the mood for potatos lol. I got carrots, garlic, mushrooms, vegetable stock extra wide egg noodles, and a seasoning mix called a poultry bouquet. I’m gonna roast the meat with a little olive oil and the poultry bouquet and then put everything in a slow cooker.

LaunchesKayaks, to asklemmy in What would you put in duck stew?
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But what flavor goldfish crackers

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in Wrong explanations only
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Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.

LaunchesKayaks, to asklemmy in Current and Former (Fast) Food Service Workers - How do you handle requests like “All the fries you can give me”?
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I’m not a fast food worker, but made the mistake of ordering the biggest order size of nuggets at a McDonald’s in college. I waited 30 mins to get 150 nuggets. I didn’t think I was going to get so many. I had enough to share with an entire class of mine on campus.

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