Lepsea

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Lepsea,

With My Corn Seed

Lepsea,

Customer: excuse me sir, my cake is supposed to say “Rebel, cunt” not “cum”

Dart baker: I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further

Lepsea,

I still don’t understand the charm from disposable vapes. People who use this are the worst of the worst

Lepsea,

I bet his rhymes are fly,his beats are sick and his crew is big and it keeps getting bigger That’s 'cause Jesus Christ is his

Lepsea,

Let’s get this out onto a tray, Nice!

Lepsea,

If you ever wonder why there’s an ORPHAN CRUSHING MACHINE and why they need $20k to prevent the use of it. It was because there’s this one llama with a hat that is trying to build a Meat Dragon to impress his mate named paul

Lepsea,

He invented the Beyblade 🙂

In a beyblade universe 🙁

Lepsea,

Thanks for reminding me mate, cheers

Lepsea,

Apologize for the inconveniences we have toilet wine brewing contests there

Lepsea,

Reminded me of this skit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8JtnUpkP0s

Lepsea,

The Great War wasn’t so great after all

Lepsea, (edited )

Do you end the session with a honk honk from your nose?

Lepsea,

Almost nobody picks the katana. Even the people who pick it mocking the sword!

I can’t really blame them because they didn’t give you the option to pick the complete set for the katana to shine. If you use it with fedora you can teleport behind the zombies and kill them!

Nobody knows that the katana has this hidden skill bonus if you use it with fedora because this hidden mechanic only passed to the few chosen people in the secret society hidden under the house that people like to call “the basement”

Lepsea,

I’m down with this sickness

Lepsea,

Jesus the moon definitely got it’s light from him

Lepsea,

Just Look at that juicy orange color. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a fishnet.

Lepsea,

Yes

Lepsea,

Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?

Lepsea,

Life in plastic is not fantastic. Nobody brushes my hair and I can’t undress anywhere

Lepsea,

Then the guy goes to lemmy and asks “how to not poo for 3 days” to show his girl that he can change. But it’s all meaningless now because he eats too much beans. Today he just stood in the corner stroganoff his beef

Lepsea,

I think they name bird like that so bird watching sound more fun to people who doesn’t know bird

What are you doing in your spare time?

I usually go to see booby and tit but sometimes dick and cock

Lepsea,

It’s a covering fire. Homie just wants to mask all that noise that you make inside there

Lepsea,

Never question about how the mime killed a group of people. They are already on the path of death from the time they saw those warning sign.

REMEMBER FOLK NEVER TRUST WES

Lepsea,

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

Lepsea,

At 5 am you got sleepy and you just blink… Now it’s 8am

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