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Lexam, to lemmyshitpost in Nicolas Cage through the years

Visited his grave once. It’s really nice.

Lexam, to asklemmy in What's your automatic vacuum's name?

Mrs Hughes from Downton Abbey.

Lexam, to memes in soak and jump hump

Every porn I have ever watched.

Lexam, to lemmyshitpost in Air: Where did that bring you? Back to me.

Bought water cooler when I built it. That was five years ago. No problems so far.

Lexam, to lemmyshitpost in Mouth

You see they want to be eaten.

Lexam, to comicstrips in Wallets

That’s a fucking moopsy! Run! Fucking run!

Lexam, to memes in Who's really coming for our jobs

Certain words over time become offensive and should no longer be used. I would ask you not to use the term “shareholders” I don’t believe it is appropriate. Try other terms that are more accurate and less offensive. For example “slave holders”, “Evil bastards”, or “Fucking capitalists scum ruining the world for everyone”.

Lexam, to memes in Panther Missle LAUNCH

I don’t think that would be game breaking at all.

Lexam, to memes in Panther Missle LAUNCH

To be fair I have a 5lb panther that can easily do 1d4 damage pouncing on me in my sleep.

Lexam, to risa in Bro, I have no fucking idea

This has been proven untrue. A frog will jump out of a pan of boiling water. Which has also proved that we are dumber than frogs.

Lexam, to memes in Crop Top

My name is Lola Skumpy and I like totally approve this!

Lexam, to linux in Linux empowered coffee, a must have.

Moccamaster, this is the way.

Lexam, to starwarsmemes in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

And there is a lot of weather!

Lexam, to memes in ah, yes
Lexam, to comicstrips in Second Born Problems - Litterbox Comics

If you are the third child you raise yourself. And don’t expect too many baby pictures.

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