Mango

@Mango@lemmy.world

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Mango,

Have you seen Trump?

Mango,

Eat a salad

Mango,

The car looks fine.

Mango,

Right? If your message is important, then set it free. If it’s not, then I’m not gonna care.

Mango,

Yes pls

Mango,

Surprisingly graceful!

Mango,

Water coming from the nastiest thing in the building in contact with the part of my skin that’s got a low barrier to things passing through it? Get fucked.

Mango,

Yeah bruh, it’s fine until it’s at the toilet. Then it’s not fine. Get over yourself.

Mango,

I’m less worried about whatever diseases I may already have and more worried about those coming from others. You can have butthole splash time all you want. If you’re toilet is entirely private, maybe that’s even good. I’m not doing it.

Mango,

Obviously not.

Mango,

Angry? Don’t project. I’m grossed out.

Mango,

No, but I don’t keep my toothbrush in the bathroom for that reason.

Mango,

Yes pls

Mango,

So up is pretend?

Mango,

But what is it?

Mango,

What if I’m in a Lagrange point?

Mango,

Nice! I didn’t expect an answer I haven’t even come close to pondering yet!

Mango,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/02b4327a-b861-48ac-a90f-ae30ce0bcded.webm

Mango,

Ok. Frame of reference is half way between here and Andromeda!

Mango,

Oohh this makes an excellent point!

Mango,

Ah yeah I didn’t think they’d find this as amusing as others would.

Mango,

I’ll have two of what this guy has.

Mango,

I was thinking up is the direction of the expansion of the universe. Not sure if this supports that or not. Or maybe since we’re drawn that way, it’s the opposite?

Mango,

I define up as yo momma.

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