OneWomanCreamTeam

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Where I live dried beans are usually about on par with ramen, but not canned beans.

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I feel pretty neutral about it. It seems like a pretty harmless approach to faith.

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I gotta say, if some chud pulled a gun on my kid like this, I would get real protective real quick.

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Bojangles is good, but they’re all over the south.

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The one and only thing I really miss about Alabama is Foosacklys. They’re kinda like Zaxby’s, but way better.

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There are definitely non-fastfood chains.

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I mean, that sounds like a pretty secure, polyamorous dynamic to me.

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Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.

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I have a game development joke, but we got acquired by a bigger company so we’re just working on remakes now.

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Bidet has reduced my toilet paper usage, but it’s absolutely not a replacement.

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A good nature documentary can definitely make me cry my eyes out over a poor little plant dying.

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I see them on Sync pretty frequently. It’s a tiny thumbnail, so I usually can’t tell what it is, but it helps me keep track of the conversation.

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c223d2d9-790b-4a10-9388-e8c81998020e.pngMaybe the gun should be bigger

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xkcd.com/917/

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I only sort by top because I’m a bottom.

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I’ve been watching Next Gen with my partner, then switching to I love Lucy when she falls asleep (so she doesn’t miss anything) every night for the past couple of weeks. I’ve gotta say, I hope these I Trek Lucy memes keep coming.

"Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions (files.mastodon.social)

alt textFirst panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. “What are you running from, apex predator” Third panel: Wolf: “Are you chasing prey?” “You need to conserve energy” Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] “The hell...

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Honestly just tie it to some repetitie game. Think Skilling in RuneScape. All they really need is a number that goes up, and the occasional firework.

Throw in skins for your pickaxe or whatever and you’re golden. People will get so buff, going for the sparkly anime-girl skin, you have no idea.

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Yes, now hurry up, these anal glands aren’t going to express themselves.

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That definitely doesn’t describe how I act with nicotine, and I’m ABSOLUTELY addicted to nicotine.

I could say the same for alcohol, but I’m a very mild alcoholic.

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All things in moderation, including moderation procrastination.

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I mean, phones are already designed to be obsolete pretty quickly to keep you buying more often. Longevity isn’t really a high priority in modern phone design.

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Read the room, or like, the name of the community even.

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I’ve never met someone who watched it and didn’t love it.

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Fuck, I thought it was Paul Blaurt this whole time.

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Is the NOVA rating usually somewhere on the packaging? I’ve never heard of that, but I guess I’ve never really been looking for it either.

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