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OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in King shit
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Do I really want to know what "quaff" is?

he quaffed pint after pint of good, good juice.

No, methinks I doth prefer mine earlier ignorance. :-P

OpenStars, to memes in How was this a feel good story?!
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Teaching true facts about the world - that some people will never truly love you, only what you can do for them - since 1939.

OpenStars, to memes in Picard forgot a stage
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Nothing I have ever seen will ever top this image describing the year: https://daysuntilspring.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/81321947_3096760897007337_1939866200221679616_n.jpg

OpenStars, to memes in When pressing the power button makes you powerless
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Computers mostly don't force software updates on you, unless you tell them to. (Caveat: IT routinely forces updates on people.) Find the setting where you specifically asked the machine to keep itself updated, and turn it off. If you can't find it, throw the machine away and get a better one where you can be in control:-P. This concludes my sermon for today, I hope you all have some Happy Holidays!:-P

OpenStars, to linux in My First Regular Expressions
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Regexps are awesome! And also not at the same time:-P. 🎉 Congrats👏!:-)

OpenStars, to linuxmemes in When your kids misbehave
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sudo make behave

I'm just going to leave this here, in case anyone needs it... :-D

OpenStars, to risa in Wholesome
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Worst. Ferengi. Ever.

(Quite a compliment if you ask me:-P)

OpenStars, to asklemmy in What do you think would happen if Putin was assassinated right now?
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Putin might never be allowed to die... (even if he already has).

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in King shit
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Too many people treat drinking like it's some kind of contest imho - like, if you don't enjoy the flavor, then why drink it, and if you do, then why ... ah... quaff it?

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in King shit
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He was...thirsty

OpenStars, to memes in Picard forgot a stage
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Who doesn't enjoy our annual, third of a year long Christmas-gasm!?

No don't answer that, I know what you mean:-P.

OpenStars, to memes in Picard forgot a stage
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Northeastern USA is extremely cold compared to temperate Europe.

Though that is nothing compared to north midwestern states, brrr... did you know that at some point, the Fahrenheit and Celsius scales converge? :-P

OpenStars, to asklemmy in Ancient wisdom often sounds like common sense now that it is commomly taught. What is some ancient wisdom that we no longer teach because it was wrong?
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it’s just that the only one that survived long enough to survive to the present day is the really good advice

Okay but... I thought that was basically the point, in that if the advice survived for that long, then it is worth paying attention to at least, to consider if it might apply to a particular situation? e.g. chicken soup really is good for a cold, whether we knew the precise reasons why or not.

OpenStars, to memes in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser
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They would if it makes their food tastier. Yum... infants.:-)

OpenStars, to memes in Titl3
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Yup, sounds about wrong.

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