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Patches, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in And this is why I no longer have cable.

Coming up next “See which wildly underpaid intern meteorologists bite the dust this time. Coming at you live from inside the storm”

Patches, to science_memes in What does a PhD mean?

Yes but how will I feel good that I spent 140k on a piece of paper if I don’t brag about it?

Patches, (edited ) to memes in It's over

Chronically underpaid, underinsured, overworked, subjected to abuse…

They are all of these things but nobody cares, and the boss will fire you if you joke with customers about it.

Joking about Mariah Carey being shit ain’t getting anyone fired. Not even Mariah Carey’s assistant … Probably

Patches, to lemmyshitpost in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

Sometimes it’s okay to fire a client.

Patches, to memes in Night vs Morning people
Patches, (edited ) to memes in This post

Fahrenheit is the way to go.

Taking this opportunity to argue why Fahrenheit over Celsius makes way more sense. Fahrenheit is essentially based on a scale of 0 to 100, which is a scale we use for most things in life. Yes we can go below 0 or above 100, but it’s such a perfect scale to understand exactly HOW hot or cold something is.

It’s 70 degrees outside? Wow, we’re at 70% heat. I bet that feels really nice and not too hot. Oh no it’s 100 degrees so we’re at 100% heat? Probably want to stay inside today. Water freezes once we get to 32%? Makes sense, that’s pretty cold. I’ll need to wear a winter coat. 0% outside? No way I want to go out in that.

In terms of understanding how how or cold it is outside, looking at the temperature as a number out of 100% is a perfect way of understanding that and having a frame of reference.

Celsius is so dumb. A 70 degree day in summer sounds great. 70% heat, not too hot, not too cold, just right. But convert that to Celsius? It’s 21 degrees in the summer? What does that even mean? Stupid.

Also because of the way the math works, the scale for Celsius makes no sense. It’s 0 degrees out in the U.S., that’s -18 Celsius. But if it’s 100 in the U.S., that’s only 38 Celsius? What kind of stupid scale runs from -18 to 38? 0 to 100 is the way to go.

Imagine if test scores ran from -18 to 38. Would you support this nonsensical scale then?

To be clear, I’m on board with the metric system and I definitely don’t think the U.S. does everything right. But Celsius is trash.

Patches, (edited ) to memes in It's over

I think it’s the fact that people will openly write the exact same words as you do, and they won’t be joking. It won’t be satire. And there is no way to tell the difference even if they did look at your username - it just means “Anonymous”

Edit: See Poes Law. Guess I’m not first person to think about it.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

Patches, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in It's like everyday

Instructions unclear. I don’t think u/Aermis is coming back. He ded

Patches, to memes in something to look forward to?

This is the one time it is a both sides issue.

Patches, to memes in It's almost like a zombie movie for them

Alternatively after seeing IT Follows - I am not whoring it up enough. That’s the only way to stay safe.

Patches, (edited ) to comicstrips in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

High sugar content

Corona has 1g Sugar per bottle.

Angry Orchard has 20g Sugar per bottle.

Patches, to lemmyshitpost in It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys...

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  • Patches, (edited ) to memes in Time is cruel

    A song as iconic as “1979” by The Smashing Pumpkins that came out in 2007 would be “Thnks fr th Mmrs” by Fall Out Boy.

    Patches, to maliciouscompliance in Pretty funny indeed (Crossposter note: thought it would fit here very well)

    Fuck You. Got mine.

    Is pretty on point for the current dogma.

    Patches, to lemmyshitpost in The White Buffalo

    Nostalgia for what?

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