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Poggervania, to lemmyshitpost in The Krusty Krab was rigged from the start
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“They asked me if I knew the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I said I had a Secret Krabby Formula for a patty. They said ahoy, matey!”

Poggervania, to risa in Oh hey, I heard Star Trek got mentioned on the news! Let's just go check and-
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$50 says she’s just doing that old Volkswagen handsign from those commercials in the 2000s

Poggervania, to lemmyshitpost in cool phone trick
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SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

(YOU HEARD US RIGHT!)

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

Poggervania, to linux in Microsoft says a Copilot key is coming to keyboards on Windows PCs starting this month
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Tbh I was kinda sad they killed her off instead of trying to make her an actually useful AI assistant. Seemed like a missed opportunity since her Halo counterpart is an AI as well, and it would’ve been cool to maybe have an AR partner app that would have shown pre-Halo 4 version of her.

Poggervania, to lemmyshitpost in Not noice
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You stop seeding because you are selfish.

I stop seeding because I am selfish.

We are the same.

Poggervania, to memes in Pinky promise it isn't AI
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Dammit OP, I trusted you and fell for your tricks >:(

Poggervania, (edited ) to memes in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy
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God is omnipotent, which means they don’t make mistakes.

Actually, no - the dictionary definition of omnipotent is literally being able to do anything. God being faultless is a different thing entirely and depending on how you interpret scripture, that is a false statement. He regrets making humans, so you could argue he sees humans as his own mistake - which is an entirely different kind of fucked-up for another day’s topic.

So whomever is running the simulation would be omnipotent, because they are literally making whatever happens in our universe happen by running a simulation of a universe.

EDIT: meant “everything” instead of “anything” but fuck it

Poggervania, to memes in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy
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both have people believe humans are part of a greater design

both include some otherworldly figure either observing or mandating how we live our lives

both reject the idea that maybe we’re just fuckin’ here because we are just fuckin’ here

Love how some people are legitimately proving this meme in the comments.

Poggervania, to lemmyshitpost in Trauma
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Jet fuel can’t melt Jenga blocks.

Poggervania, (edited ) to memes in Maybe it'll be the best year yet
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You haven’t said “2024 will be the year” because you’re thinking life will be depressing from here on out and nothing will improve.

I haven’t said “2024 will be the year” because it’s always “the year” for me regardless of what I say or don’t say.

We are not the same.

Poggervania, to lemmyshitpost in Trebuchet.
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Reject trebuchet, return to catapult

Poggervania, to lemmyshitpost in Dripped out of his mind
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nicecock.ogg

Poggervania, to memes in Didn't learn much in social studies
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She might be retired, but I’ll never retire beating my meat to her.

Poggervania, to privacy in Verizon Gave Her Data to a Stalker. ‘This Has Completely Changed My Life’
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Bullshit, Verizon isn’t a victim at all - they fucked up, they should own up to their mistake instead of trying to go “me too!” to a situation where a stalker harassed their customer and their family after giving said stalker the customer’s personal information.

Poggervania, to memes in Is your life on track?
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Dunno if it’s “on track”, but I’m pretty good with my current situation. Able to afford a mortgage for a studio apartment in a HCOL area where real estate is kinda fucked and plateaus at worst for the past few decades and in the process of looking for a better-paying job in the IT sector. Still single since the pandemic but tbh I’m kind of okay with that still for now - probably will enter the dating scene again next year if anything.

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