Risk

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Risk,

Nah, peak is university in terms of free time.

Risk,

Should have been “Hi Pregnant, I’m…Dad?” though…

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The studies where it ‘improves’ hygiene are poorly designed as they don’t control for education and understanding.

In other words - what’s better: teaching our baby boys the simple act of cleaning under their foreskin in the bath, along with the rest of their body or cutting off a sensitive and important part of their body to make masturbation and sex more difficult?

Risk,

I legit did this after a date once, though in my defence she asked me in for green tea and I don’t like green tea lol.

She started to wonder if I was just very friendly and gay after that.

Fortunately I clarified the issue by marrying her.

Risk,

Still don’t like it.

Risk, (edited )

Eh, I prefer the descriptivist method of language. It’s how language evolves over time.

Comparing it to a personal name is a false equivalence. GIF is an acronym, people could enunciate each letter if they so preferred and it would be more accurate/true to creation than even the creator’s opinion of how to pronounce it.

Risk, (edited )

Oh, okay. That only combats my point about it being a false equivalence. At the end of the day, it’s an acronym.

Risk,

Except… all words are invented by someone, sometime.

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Sure, but that doesn’t change anything in my mind. Descriptivism FTW!

Risk, (edited )

I mean, it’s only embarrassing for them - if they want to be loud, proud, and wrong that’s okay.

But at the same time, they may well set the trend for how it’s pronounced in the future.

Lord knows, waDer (i.e. water) started somewhere…

Edit: I’m guessing I offended someone by implying that saying ‘wadder’ is the wrong way to say water, hahaha.

Risk,

Huh? I don’t follow.

Risk,

People seem super triggered by the oil memes.

You guys okay?

Risk, (edited )

Shitposts < Lemmy


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Risk,

y knot Firefox?

Risk,

I’m not sure I’d agree with that generalisation.

Is that why you personally worry about something?

Risk, (edited )

Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:

Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.

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Depends whether you’re parents/family have made the magic of Christmas or the presents the focus. My kids certainly would care; I did too.

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The meme is about saving oxygen, not reducing CO² emissions.

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It’s a meme ffs.

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I personally subscribe to the When The Yoghurt Tookover eventuality.

Risk,

Listen old man, you’re just forgetting the forgettable cartoons of your generation. Nothing has changed. If anything there is simply likely more art being made now, but in the same proportions of high-vs-low quality as before.

Risk,

Please could you tell me how to contact your Ultimate Troll Warrior? Do I need to go on a quest?

Risk,

The worst past of renting is the Landlord. The worst part of owning is being the Landlord.

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Beans, Beans They’re good for your heart The more you eat, The more you fart. The more you fart, The more you eat, The more you sit on the toilet seat!

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Which beer advert is this cut from? I’ve been conditioned by 30 years of marketing techniques. I need my fix man! TELL ME WHICH BEER TO BUY!

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