RobertoOberto

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RobertoOberto,

This is far too reasonable of a comment for shitposting. I’m going to need someone to shit this up a bit, please.

RobertoOberto,

But are you going to add bleach to your dishwasher when you run the toilet brush, then do dishes normally on the next cycle?

Seems like you’re opening a whole new can of health-hazardous worms with that plan.

RobertoOberto,

That’s better, thanks.

RobertoOberto,

True, but it’s not chlorine bleach. Which is what I want my toilet brush to go through.

RobertoOberto,

Not trying to be snarky here, but what are you trying to do with your phone without opening your eyes? I sometimes snooze my morning alarm with the power button on the side without looking at it, but what did the home button do for you when you weren’t looking at the screen?

RobertoOberto,

Fair enough, sounds reasonable.

RobertoOberto,

Seeing the rest of the thread really contextualizes Linus’ anger.

Only seeing the message from Linus makes him look like a dick. But when you see that he’s responding to someone deflecting blame and being a shithead to the guy trying to report a problem and provide a suggested fix, the aggressive response seems more justifiable.

RobertoOberto,

…I have stolen a child for you

Aw, shucks. I thought you were about to suggest a dumpster-side quickie to make one.

RobertoOberto,

I mean, it is a shitpost… what were you expecting?

RobertoOberto, (edited )

Thanks for the insight - jump humping and soaking sound like the kind of bullshit my parents would believe because it was featured in some local news story.

Most “teen trends”, especially those related to sex, are just wildly blown out of proportion “stories” based on a couple of people trying something weird, someone else hearing about it, and now suddenly all the teens are doing it.

It reminds me of being in high school when my mom asked me if my girlfriend’s jelly bracelets were a sex thing because she heard about girls owing sex acts to guys who can break one.

RobertoOberto,

Sounds like you got a golden shower from Fortran.

Enjoy.

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