Rodeo

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Rodeo,

He’ll be all right.

Actually, my guess is that Calvin turns into an anarcho-communist vigilante who goes postal by age 20.

Rodeo,

Riker rubbing ketchup in his eyes to keep up with his captain.

Rodeo,

The sentiment isn’t even true unless you’re in an urban center or in Europe.

Small town North American women love muscle dummies. There’s fuckin swarms of them in my town. Go to the bar and the only men there are roided up muscle dummies with swarms of women rallying around them.

It’s just fuckin wrong. Plenty of stupid women out there who just want a hunk of meat for a boyfriend.

Rodeo,

First time hearing about liability?

Sometimes companies will say things that they don’t even believe themselves, just to protect themselves from the law.

It’s called LI - A - BIL - I -TY

Rodeo, (edited )

That more times than any working watch. Consider:

If a watch is working but its time deviates from the actual correct time by one second, that watch will never, ever show the correct time. It will always be off by that one second.

A broken watch, on the other hand, is guaranteed to show the exact correct time twice every day.

Therefore broken watches are more useful than working watches.

Rodeo,

My dad did and the family all called it “yuck spit”. I always thought it was just a weird dad thing.

Rodeo,

Ok so it was just a weird dad thing lol

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