Rodeo

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Rodeo, (edited )

I think the type to have live laugh love decor also have the gall to call it “interior design”.

Rodeo,

People still want the streaming service experience of scrolling for 30 minutes before giving up and watching something they’ve already seen.

Rodeo,

Ok, now explain the part you think is not right.

Rodeo,

I live in Canada and I grow it outdoors.

It doesn’t require desert weather.

Rodeo,

That’s a great way to justify not putting in a wheelchair ramp

Rodeo,

LiNGuIsTiC pResCrIPtiViSm

Rodeo,

That just means you designed your castle unsafely.

Rodeo,

Constricting? How much movement do you make whilst sitting on the shitter? You’re just sitting in one spot aren’t you?

Rodeo, (edited )

Isn’t breaking the 4th wall when the speak to audience.

Rodeo,

Do they make them for human beds? I want one.

Rodeo,

Trans trees are trees.

Rodeo,

Virgin deciduous vs. Chad coniferous

Rodeo,

I know lots of people who crawl up their own ass

Rodeo,

Funerals are for the living.

Don’t tell your family what to do at your funeral, because you’ll be dead. It’s not for you, it’s for the people left behind. So let them do what they feel is right.

Besides, how could ever know or care? You’re DEAD.

Rodeo,

How about blahaj.zone

Rodeo,

Let’s do it just to see what happens.

Rodeo,

He’ll be all right.

Actually, my guess is that Calvin turns into an anarcho-communist vigilante who goes postal by age 20.

Rodeo,

Riker rubbing ketchup in his eyes to keep up with his captain.

Rodeo,

The sentiment isn’t even true unless you’re in an urban center or in Europe.

Small town North American women love muscle dummies. There’s fuckin swarms of them in my town. Go to the bar and the only men there are roided up muscle dummies with swarms of women rallying around them.

It’s just fuckin wrong. Plenty of stupid women out there who just want a hunk of meat for a boyfriend.

Rodeo,

First time hearing about liability?

Sometimes companies will say things that they don’t even believe themselves, just to protect themselves from the law.

It’s called LI - A - BIL - I -TY

Rodeo, (edited )

That more times than any working watch. Consider:

If a watch is working but its time deviates from the actual correct time by one second, that watch will never, ever show the correct time. It will always be off by that one second.

A broken watch, on the other hand, is guaranteed to show the exact correct time twice every day.

Therefore broken watches are more useful than working watches.

Rodeo,

“The true source of happiness is the thing that worked for me.”

Great that it worked for you, but let’s not get carried with pretending there is one true source to happiness.

Rodeo,

Youre obviously just bad at sharpie manipulation. It takes a skilled handler, but with some practice you too can shape exquisite right angles with a sharpie. Look into joining your local chapter of the sharpie handler guild.

Rodeo,

My dad did and the family all called it “yuck spit”. I always thought it was just a weird dad thing.

Rodeo,

Ok so it was just a weird dad thing lol

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