SCB

SCB, 2 years ago (edited 2 years ago)

That info isn’t private if you’re trying to rent somewhere. Proving your ability to pay is pretty fuckin baseline man

And yes this is a fraudulent claim, and if caught can have severe consequences, as it’s perjury and can also result in immediate eviction.

This is not a viable option that should be taken seriously. This is a joke on Twitter.

SCB, 2 years ago

It’s not fraud, it’s perjury. You literally sign and agree, under threat of perjury, that your financial information is accurate.

SCB, 2 years ago

If you want to spend time in your house alone, and you’re living in NYC, yes you are very much making a stupid choice.

You could move outside of NYC, pay half as much in rent or less, and be a shut-in all you want while still commuting in for whatever reason you had to ever go to NYC as a shut-in in the first place.

SCB, 2 years ago

Only here would an actual warning about actual legal consequences be met with “fuck off I’m a pirate yarrr” and downvotes lol

SCB, 2 years ago

You know what place doesn’t? A place where your landlord requests your salary documentation.

If that doesn’t happen where you live, then this warning is meaningless to you. If it does, it’s an appropriate thing to warn people about given the enthusiasm surrounding this post.

SCB, 2 years ago

I mean yeah, but you might have to soak your bedsheets in the toilet to cool off, according to that other post I saw. Prison is barbaric as fuck.