SheDiceToday

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SheDiceToday,

!asklemmy and ctrl+f music. Stay on your instance, folks.

SheDiceToday,

You’ll also be more likely to get gout. Fun chain of events, it is.

SheDiceToday,

I’m pretty sure that my girlfriend’s pussy has eaten some of her underwear. There’s always new holes where it’s been chewing.

SheDiceToday,

That’s a really long way to say “stink bomb.”

SheDiceToday,

Isn’t CLR basically vinegar? All the other stuff in it is just to obfuscate how cheaply you could achieve the same effect.

SheDiceToday,

Nah. We’ve had that conversation before, with SCSI files. No one pronounces those as “sexy” despite the creator’s insistence on that being the correct pronunciation.

SheDiceToday,

I’m pretty sure that I’m smart because I avoid both. I base my personality on the ancient dinosaurs test.

SheDiceToday,

Hmmm, still wouldn’t do it for the majority of the male population. You’ll need to make the fighting occur because neither of them wants to be saddled with the pathetic excuse for a craven coward that the ‘prophetic hero’ turned out to be, and they’re being told they have to make the prophecy happen so the world could be saved. Then, over the course of the story, it turns out the werewolf girl has magical properties in her blood that allow the vampire chick to power up and defeat the BBEG. The twist? The powers in the blood only activate when she experiences the bond of human love from the pathetic hero they’re now dragging towards destiny, so the two women folk monsters must team up to win the heart of said pathetic hero despite his raging craven fear of them. Obviously there will be a sensual scene of the vampire sucking blood from the werewolf.

Boom. I just wrote the next hollywood flick. Good thing the strike is over.

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