Socsa

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Socsa,

The fact that I look bad in lace is why I use Debian btw

The transition from the holiday season back to the normal drudgery is so depressing. Is there any way to make Jan / Feb less depressing?

like, it’s still dark at 5pm, there are barely any sports on, still bitterly cold and austere and it hurts to go outside, but you’re not even looking forward to christmas or the new year. the new year is here, and it’s largely the same as last year. except you’re getting older.

Socsa,

I just like sleeping until 10 every day.

Socsa,

Ok, but like boy nuts or girl nuts?

Socsa, (edited )

I feel like you see a lot more of the whole “fat ugly dude wins smoking hot woman because he is smart and funny and kind to animals” trope than the opposite. In fact, I can’t really think of a single example of the inverse other than… Shrek? And even that’s a stretch.

Socsa,

I assume everyone with a big beard has a weak chin, because they wouldn’t hide it if it was good.

Socsa, (edited )

Your mother thinks you are very handsome

Socsa, (edited )

Electrical Engineer here. Electrons are people too! Very tiny, quantum people, with very tiny, quantum hopes, and very tiny, quantum dreams!

Science cannot disprove this.

Socsa,

Most of that money comes from sales of her art, not from the exploitation of surplus labor, so it’s marginally better from a moral standpoint. Though she would still pay more taxes if it was up to me.

Socsa,

This is precisely why I don’t give a shit about “weekly episode discussions” and refuse to watch any show until it’s available in its entirety.

Socsa,

Why you already know what’s in it

Socsa, (edited )

Me, being scolded for using ipynb apps to deliver rapid feature turnaround to customers, generating a million dollars in revenue:

Our finance department, tracking that revenue in a 700MB excel spreadsheet which is version controlled by a 13 year old email thread:

Socsa,

2023 Republicans: that wrapper can’t tell me what to do.

Socsa,

Excuse me doctor, do you have anything which might treat my currently normal ability to hear sounds?

Socsa,

You forgot to mention the part where she is violently transphobic

Socsa,

Collective willpower? Or centuries worth of social contract? Humans are kind of just animals who can predict the future by writing down the past.

Socsa,

Then in the next one they force you into a cishet sob story about your kid.

Socsa,

Just let it die. Start making original scripts.

Socsa,

And also just homelessness. It’s pretty amusing that people believe there are no homeless people in Russia or China. China in particular is amusing because they have massive empty apartment blocks, but they still have homeless people because the hukou caste system means they aren’t allowed to live outside their birth city.

Socsa,

“Best I can do is make it quick”

Punchline to the original Dilbert Comic (also fuck Scott Adams)

Socsa,

I have personally seen gambling fuck up way more lives than drugs, and this was before it was being shoved down our throats. It’s honestly disgusting how shameless the advertising has been, getting people to gamble like degenerates in “garbage time.” Or poking fun at people “losing their shirt” in Buffalo. And don’t even get me started at how they are using fantasy sports to get kids hooked early.

Fuck this so much. I know entire families - children, parents, grandparents - who’ve been put through hell over this.

Socsa,

Defederate from the tankie instances (including .ml). This Israel thing has really show not only how willing these places are to do straight up information warfare, but also how they’ve amplified an extremely chilling and alarmingly violent minority.

Socsa,

Me, when a hexbear tells me the reason I don’t agree with Lenin is because I haven’t read enough Chomsky.

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