TheRealLinga

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TheRealLinga,

I only wish we had pictures of this nipple for educational purposes

TheRealLinga,

Is there any specific instance where us lemmings are sharing our wrapped lists? I think that would be fun

TheRealLinga,

So it’s both of your faults! Damn you internet strangers!

TheRealLinga, (edited )

Exactly what you would imagine. It’s a cow milk substitute, kind of like goat milk but sweeter and more commonly used in tea

TheRealLinga,

Then put a ring on it

TheRealLinga,

I second this. Bad, bad bad idea

TheRealLinga,

Nah, those guys are truck jousters, on the way to face off with their arch enemies

TheRealLinga,

Go on…

TheRealLinga,

Come on people, that’s a pussy with teeth

TheRealLinga,

It’s easy with A.I…

TheRealLinga,

Does that mean Superman has a penis shaped like a turkey??

TheRealLinga,

You forgot Musk! I know we are all tired of him but he’s still a villain that killed tons of Ukrainians by manipulating the starlink thingy

TheRealLinga,

Episode 1 of Lower Decks?

TheRealLinga,

Actually it was funded by the wormhole aliens that live near Bajor, and coincidentally they were the ones who built the pyramids.

Source: the Emissary told me when we had lunch yesterday

TheRealLinga,

I’m totally dodging next time they try to hammer me!

TheRealLinga,

Today is a beautiful day and I’m happy to have a Trek (discovery) that has hooked my kids the way TNG and DS9 hooked me!

TheRealLinga, (edited )

Fur real

Edit: this comment section is drip

TheRealLinga,

Must… worship… smooth faced liquid people…

TheRealLinga,

You should’ve given 110%… hopefully next time you will. Even better, 120%. Or 420%!

TheRealLinga,

Maybe that’s the point of the new app icon? To say the app is melting?

TheRealLinga,

“I’m Yertle The Turtle, oh marvelous me! I’ll fuck up a train because I’m an OG!”

TheRealLinga,

You all wash alot of groceries! I just eat them. The germs make me more full!

TheRealLinga,

this is the way.

TheRealLinga,

Oooo the plant gets you pregnant? That naughty plant

TheRealLinga,

Thank you! My poor brain needs a do-over

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