VikingHippie

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VikingHippie,

Yeah. While still not good, at least toxic self-deprecation/self-critical fatalism is more sympathetic than complete abdication of responsibility 🤷

VikingHippie,

I’m with you most of the way (hence why I used words like “not good” and “toxic”), but who said anything about ahead of time?

VikingHippie, (edited )

Another fun banana fact: banana equivalent dose is also the threshold at which a beer is allowed to be classified as non-alcoholic in spite of not technically being completely devoid of alcohol.

The (quite reasonable) compromise being that any content below the 0.5% some bananas contain metabolizes so quickly that it’s literally impossible to get drunk on it and furthermore too dilute for even the severely allergic and people on medicine with adverse interactions to feel any ill effects.

VikingHippie,

So what Randall saying is that eating a banana is the equivalent of a threesome? Never knew bananas were so SPICY

VikingHippie,

I see. Not exactly ideal, I’d venture to say.

VikingHippie,

I was in a doom metal band call Melty Melty Bones. We had to call it quits because it turned out that our music rumbled at a frequency that caused osteoporosis.

VikingHippie,

It’s OUR shower now, comrades.

VikingHippie,

Mine too! Small world, huh? 😁

VikingHippie,

Just a joke on the name fitting the music but yeah, that WOULD be fucking crazy! 😄

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