Wanderer

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Wanderer,

My favourite tweet possibly ever

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Wanderer,

I think anyone that refers to an adult as a child is weird.

Wanderer,

Some one will say something offensive or a slight threat and the government will charge you for a crime like you did it.

They want the Internet to be HR speak only.

Wanderer,

Americans are funny about this. Sure you don’t go next to someone if there is space but you wouldn’t not use one.

I was talking a piss in a bar in America and cracked up a conversation with the guy next to me and realised he found it very unusual. I said (at the sinks) that doesn’t happen here much does it? He goes no does it happen back home? I was like yea sure if you’re drunk. Americans seem too worried if you’re gay but who doesn’t love a bit of straight guy on straight guy homoeroticism every now and then (not that pissing next to someone is).

Also trough is the best when there is a fuckload of people like at a stadium otherwise it takes for ever. The guys that use the cubical for a piss and hold everyone up are wankers. Though I once called a guy out on it at work and he said “I don’t know what it is! I just can’t pee around people! I’ve tried, it’s not like I’m embarrassed. I’ll show you my ddick if you want, I don’t care I just can’t pee next to someone.” I almost pissed over myself I was laughing so much.

Wanderer,

Gosling maybe deserved a nomination. Robbie didn’t. In an equality world all is well.

Yet some people, the orignal post, have an issue with that weirdly. I see no reason why I should change my opinion.

I actually thought Barbie was fairly egalitarian and not about men doing something better and getting recognition for it. Also the oscars are separated by sex anyway so the post doesn’t make any sense. Robbie got bested by other women.

Wanderer,

It’s called satire. Guess it is too complicated for people nowadays. The message is exactly the same as the original message.

Good job my arse is lovely! What a treat.

Wanderer,

I’m not sure you understand what satire is.

Wanderer,

I’m not deflecting anything, not sure how it comes across like that. I made a satirical comment, explained it. I stand by it.

Wanderer,

Movie is made. Women is good but meh. Man is excellent.

“Hey that guy was excellent”

Omg that’s so sexist! If you wasn’t sexist you would automatically say that the women is better than the man.

Wanderer,

I weirdly had this issue but over the years I have continued to eat hotter and hotter food and the arsehole issue has gone away completely. Unless I get the shits for some other unrelated reason.

Wanderer, (edited )

All those people can get thrown in a lake too and I thought that at the time. Almost all your examples are stuff that was exclusively on the Internet and a subculture on the Internet at that

Least they didn’t all have only one broccoli haircut.

Wanderer, (edited )

I pray I don’t live long enough for the zoomers to control the world.

At least in few years they will all be old enough that their hair will fall out.

Wanderer,

Thanks for the warning.

Wanderer,

He does have a point.

There has even been government enquires about this. Just because something is at the expense of white men doesn’t mean it isn’t racist. It’s just as racist as if it was any other group.

Wanderer,

Japanese food is the dogs bollocks and I have no idea why.

I’m not even hugely keen on fish. But fuck those guys on that crazy little island make some good tucker.

Wanderer,

Fucking hell

People need to lay off the pizza and do some exercise, any exercise.

So many people are so overweight. That’s how most young guys should look!

Wanderer,

How do I set up a YouTube account anonymously?

I want to use revanced and figured setting up a youtube account not attached to my Gmail is a good idea. But they require a phone number.

But if I’m using an android maybe it doesn’t matter anyway and Google will know I’m not looking at their ads? If they want to delete me Gmail and whatever I’m sure they could right?

Wanderer,

Everyone in these comments is gay except for me.

Wanderer,

Definitely thought that was going the way of his Indian connections with his tax avoiding wife.

Wanderer,

Wasn’t Satan working for God?

Like he got chucked out of heaven but God still asked him to test his son for 40 days and 40 nights. I always thought he was working for God, his job was to test people as asked by God.

God’s the fucked up one. Think the devil killed like 4 people in the bible and God killed millions.

Wanderer,

Voyager is a great app.

Top right three dots on a post will have a cross post function.

Wanderer,

Not talking about it because of racism.

Wanderer,

How do people deal with getting older when the hottest girls are out of your age range.

I was hoping as I get older women I’m most attracted to would get older. Seems my standards are just lowering but a 20 year is still banging.

Wanderer,

Remember the glory that was 90’s optimism.

30 years later I thought we would live in a better 90’s.

Instead we live in a really shit future that’s worse than even the 90s.

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