WarmSoda

@WarmSoda@lemm.ee

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WarmSoda,

This has Hallmark all over it

WarmSoda,

It’ll never happen

WarmSoda,

Right? Now if it were only one bee, I wouldn’t be sure.

WarmSoda,

Is Bernard Food Industries a gag item company, or is using them part of the joke?
If you call the 1800 number on the can its actually thier number.

WarmSoda,

I hope there’s some great answers for you.
I have a massive collaboration playlist on Spotify, but that’s not private at all. YouTube is actually a good place to find mixs and playlists too. But those aren’t collaborative.

WarmSoda,

When I was a kid my grandfather would share farside comics with me. Now I show my grandfather farside “memes”.

WarmSoda,

What the heck is this from? I want to say Metallica, but there’s no way in hell Hetfield can write that good.

WarmSoda,

“errRAH!”

WarmSoda,

Thank you, yup I remember it now.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Yes, let’s “acdurrally” a meme.

WarmSoda,

Get an 8bitdo pro 2 controller. They have Xbox and PS styles. Good price, durable, easily rechargeable. And it also works with PCs.

Also: no drift.

WarmSoda,

Opening the door and checking will also make sure it only dries as long as it needs to.

WarmSoda,

Right. Right. So let’s make it run even longer than it needs to. That’s a great solution.

WarmSoda, (edited )

I’m sorry popping open a door for one second is too much for you. You might not be clever enough for a clothes dryer.

And that’s ok. Not everyone has to be good at the very basics. Luckily there’s plenty of companies willing to sell you over priced over engineered crap.

WarmSoda, (edited )

It’s a clothes dryer.

Edit. I can only assume people downvoting have a difficult time understanding washer and dryers.

So yeah, I guess you’re right.

WarmSoda,

Four hours? Wat

WarmSoda, (edited )

Cycles*

(I don’t have any puns better than yours, unfortunately)

WarmSoda, (edited )

That’s crazy.

My washer and dryer combined is at most 3 hours IF it’s heavy. But that’s rare. It takes maybe an hour to two hours for a regular full load.

What is your one machine doing for four hours?

WarmSoda,

Yup. Old school timer.

WarmSoda,

The screen goes blank when the camera is pointed at him.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Failed:
After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

WarmSoda,

That was the joke

WarmSoda,

I know. I’m curious if it’s listed in there or if it’s ommited.

WarmSoda,

Didn’t know they had any in '10. Yeah I enjoyed the job.

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