Wogi

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I hope someday we'll find a way to pirated a car (lemmy.world)

In the end, the KIA car company made its cars into subscription models, I really hate this because in the end the car we buy with our own money doesn’t feel like it belongs to us. Should we finally buy an old school car ? so as not to be affected by this subscription models or is there a way to crack the software installed in...

Wogi,

I have something similar for my Subaru but it’s only 4 dollars a month.

It’s a fee I gladly pay to be able to start my car and set the interior climate from my phone. I imagine there’s some cost the access a network to have that functionality and I don’t see a problem paying for it.

The old style that started from a key fob required you to be a lot closer to the vehicle to start it. Right now I start it a few minutes before I leave my building a quarter of a mile away. I could start it from a different country if I wanted to. Needing to be within a few hundred feet would be pretty useless to me.

Wogi,

Except it’s a Tesla.

Wogi,

All bets are off in your own house.

Your toothbrush had more shit on it right this second than any plate coming out of a dishwasher ever will.

Dishwashers aren’t just getting hot, they’re also covering every thing in them with a compound that is going to absolutely murder every living organism inside and then wash the remains away.

Wogi,

Frankly I’ve been to a golden corral before I don’t know why this is even a question

Wogi,

Ok.

If I vomit on a plate and put it in the dishwasher, how you gonna feel about eating off it?

Wogi,

Buddy if I watch you shit on a plate we ain’t eating tendies together regardless of what plate you use

Wogi,

All I’m saying is if you ever eat off a plate in a restaurant, the chances that a child has blown chunks all over it are extremely high, and even if they haven’t it’s been in the same dishwasher as one that had been.

Wogi,

It’s about Beach.

Wogi,

I would love it if you would sing that song for 3 more hours

Wogi,

If it’s alive it had a 50/50 shot.

But no one lost 50% of their own cells, so clearly if it’s alive and can be classified as a single organism. Is the gut micro biome an independent body of organisms, or is it just like any other organ of the human body, and thus would have been unaffected by the snap?

Either everyone lost almost exactly 50% of their gut biome, or, about half of all living organisms lost 100% of it, or, no one lost any part of it. Those are the only three possibilities.

The more interesting question is were viruses affected? Or did the magic stones not consider them life?

Wogi, (edited )

Look, unless you’re renting it out, your house isn’t an investment. It grows in value and that’s nice, but you’ll spend more on maintenance and improvements than it will increase in value.

Your house is your house.

Wogi,

Nebraska. They do it in Iowa too. I don’t know who started it but there’s a local chain of restaurants in my home town that claims they did it first.

Wogi,

I never really got that to work. I tried a few times but it never came out clean. So I wish you the best of luck,I would love to see that work

Wogi,

We joked about doing that, but man, I just wanted to get fucked up and eat, ya know? Can’t turn everything in to content.

Wogi,

I have put my waffle iron through more shit than it should reasonably be able to handle. I used to have parties with friends where we would get fucking plastered and try waffling everything.

The waffle all the things craze started shortly after, a cosmic coincidence if ever there was one.

Anyway here’s some reports.

First, we used a shallow style waffle maker. Mine was a cheaper Cuisinart but I think any would do.

Bad corn bread mix is elevated in the waffle maker but really fucking good corn bread is better prepared the traditional way. I used famous Dave’s as a nice middle ground cornbread batter and it made a fantastic base for chili.

As did cheap tube cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon rolls and chili are a staple where I’m from and trust me when I tell you that waffling them and serving chili on top absolutely elevates the dish.

Tater tots, covered in cheese, and cooked from frozen on the waffle iron are absolutely the best version of tater tots. This is the one thing we did every single time. You gotta abuse the poor iron closed but it’s worth it.

Bread is just toast in the waffle maker, a bad version of toast. Anything you see that says put something in bread and put it in the waffle maker has been disappointing.

Fried mac and cheese bites, similarly, are not improved by the waffle process.

Pierogi however, are absolutely wonderful but not necessarily improved enough to be worth the effort. Unless you’re alone and somehow only want like 4.

Lasagna was the last item my poor waffle iron waffled. The HR Geiger abomination that came out of that poor machine was absolutely fantastic. Alas my poor iron never came clean again. It was a fitting send off.

Wogi,

I know, just trust me.

There’s no frosting on the cinnamon rolls. It’s good. I promise you it’s good. It isn’t gonna change your life but I swear it’s good. it’s better than the nonsense they do in Ohio with fuckin spaghetti.

Wogi,

I was one of the very small number of children that bought that bullshit, that all drugs are bad and what have you, but even I thought signing that pledge was kinda fucked up. Like you were required to sign it, we didn’t have a choice.

Wogi,

Do you feel better having said it?

Wogi,

Well then I’m happy for you stranger

Wogi,

Great now give me a star trek meme about some terrible world event.

I’m thinking an Archer based meme if you got em.

Wogi,

The double mints is really where it’s at. Thin mint Oreo sandwiches, fucking hell it’s like they’re trying to kill us.

Wogi,

I used to have a buddy that would rubber band on weight watchers.

He’d do it for a while, lose an astounding amount of weight, stop, gain every pound back.

I have no idea if he’s still doing this but it was like a 2 year cycle. Spend a few months thinking about going back on, decide it was worth the money, get on, do great for 6 months and then get tired of it, or get a craving for something, and that would be the end of it.

Honestly the system would work if it were manageable long term but from what I’ve seen there’s just no preparation for getting off of it. You’ve gotta get to a point where you can handle gaining a few pounds every now and again, and then lose it again and do maintenance until the next event where you’re going to have something bad. WW seems to expect you to stick to their meal plan permanently and that is frankly too fucking restrictive to last.

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