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I’d rather be sleeping.

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I’ve always just kept it in my case, against the back of my phone.

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The first thing I do when Return of the King ends is put on Fellowship of the Ring.

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I like your glasses.

I’m afraid they’re not for sale.

Dead.

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We get sued for breaching the non-compete clause in our contract?

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I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.

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What do you not get?

I donno.

The most infuriating thing ever, oh my god.

Secret service agents moments after the 1981 assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan. (lemmy.world)

Excerpt: On this day in 1981, President Ronald Reagan was shot in the chest at the side entrance of the Washington Hilton on Connecticut Avenue by John Hinckley Jr. Reagan was walking to his limousine after a speech to AFL-CIO leaders when Hinckley, 25, who was standing among a group of reporters, fired six shots, hitting Reagan...

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I’ve always passively wondered what career choices lead to working these ultra-high level security jobs. What’s this guys story? What was he doing before he became Ronald’s well dressed uzi man?

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Raegan goes down as a martyr, igniting the hearts of die-hard conservatives around the world?

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Why do they all have boners

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Illegal here, too, but the government doesn’t care.

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My dude, you can’t just drop a comment like this and then leave us hanging on what your first favourite is.

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Looks like the wrapper says FRESH and is likely from Subway, so probably not a burger. Definitely less nutritional value than the wrapper, though.

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Thats the secret. You’re always in NCD.

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https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/b29fb3e6-09df-4fef-bcaf-a2e4e2bdf14a.jpeg

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Does our moon independently orbit the sun?

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Its a stripper clip. Starting from the position in the picture, you would push down on the bullets and they “strip” (or slide) off the clip into the magazine. You’re left with an empty clip sticking out the top of the gun which you lift away and throw at the enemy or your buddy or whatever. If you want to look up a video, they’re commonly used on the SKS.

En-bloc clips also exist. Those do go into the gun like you’re thinking, but they actually eject out the top when you fire the last round. Like the M1 Garand from any WWII game.

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Throw a dart at it.

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You can tell Lemmy has fully replaced R*ddit because we’re already having Hitler arguments

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Just searched “5g vaccine takeover,” so thats in my history forever now.

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Like, in him?

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