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_dev_null, (edited ) to memes in Enjoy your Call of Duty
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Khassaki: HI EVERYBODY!!!

Judge-Mental: try pressing the the Caps Lock key

Khassaki: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!

Judge-Mental: fuck me

_dev_null, to memes in Banal SCP
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A month? More like 35 years. That’s how long ago some of those lids were actually made. I hated washing those fuckin things, with their shitty ass ripple design getting food all stuck up in there.

_dev_null, to lemmyshitpost in Duo out here teaching me the essentials
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I went to a certain military training school with some linguists, and they told me they had face-to-face proficiency tests like quarterly.

The tests would start with normal benign conversational topics, like one would expect, but then escalate to weirdness from there.

Things like “Are you more worried about the recent nuclear-waste-being-found-in-kayaks issue, or the ongoing chihuahuas-shitting-out-whole-uncured-meat-products problem?”. The point was to see if the linguist could piece together information from non-standard esoteric shit.

Those 615 giraffes look like they’d fit right into such a test.

_dev_null, to asklemmy in Is there an artist whose work you love but was a shitty person?
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Oh, Ayn Rand!

Wait a second, no, I hate her work too.

_dev_null, to asklemmy in What cheap tool/gadget do you use that greatly improves your daily life?
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A convoy s3 flashlight with uv emitter, about $15 US.

I have a geriatric puppy who’s starting to “leak”, and this flashlight is really quick and easy to tell where needs to be cleaned up. Way easier than shining a regular light, missing and slipping on a puddle.

_dev_null, to memes in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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If he was a reservist, I’m pretty sure his commander could’ve ordered him to surrender his weapons.

And the bar under the UCMJ to do deal with a suicidal/homicidal troop is way lower than what it is for a civilian.

_dev_null, to asklemmy in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?
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machine had a RW optical drive

Ah, the Private Manning protocol.

_dev_null, to memes in Enjoy your Call of Duty
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Yeah, it is. I was going to link directly, but sadly it just spins until it times out :(

End of an era.

_dev_null, to piracy in Piracy is Preservation
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… Brazilian fart porn

_dev_null, to lemmyshitpost in German Art
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_dev_null, to linuxmemes in Need to switch to Hanna Montana Linux now
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Is it less intrusive

For me it is, I would’ve never ever expected an ad on cli, on a local install, on my machine.

Logged into an ec2 and see an advert? Sure. But not on my own shit. It’s a true “ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this” factor.

_dev_null, to memes in How does she know...
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You’re not lying. I built an entirely new PC just to accommodate a 40 series, because there was no way it would fit in my old case. No way…

https://lemmy.zxcvn.xyz/pictrs/image/87832ed2-734e-477d-82db-f672b3b62ef3.jpeg

_dev_null, to linuxmemes in Distros bad
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Air force prescribes amphetamines for pilots doing really long bomb runs, so there’s that.

_dev_null, to memes in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence
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This succulent Chinese meal?!

_dev_null, to asklemmy in What does Alexandrite mean for Lemmy?
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Plainly, the user-facing pieces of a website that make it work.

If you go further and ask “like what”, it’s going to get more technical (like html, css, javascript, rest, jwt, cookies, etc.).

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