archonet

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I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you

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archonet, (edited )

that’s a lotta boys

archonet, (edited )

Amazon, 100%. Bezos doesn’t get any money out of me, and Amazon has fucking everything. Sure, the quality varies sometimes, but who cares if you end up with a dud item when you can just try another listing for free? I’d order shit on the daily just for the fun of it, maybe start an unboxing channel even.

archonet,
archonet,

Be vegan, but don’t be stupid.

I think you found the problem there, sport.

archonet,

I just got a Pixel 8, it’s pretty small.

archonet,

tl;dr: what if numbers were letters and letters were numbers?

archonet,

yeah, that would arguably be even more awful than Elon, Stallman has been a known asshole for many years

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Aging Wheels, Rainman Ray’s Garage, and Garbage Time are all fantastic channels you should look into.

archonet,

“you see, in the past we were so poor, we couldn’t afford colors”

archonet,

you paint a vivid mental image

I like that

archonet,

[insert Linkin Park’s “Crawling”]

Which YouTuber's voice can lull you to sleep?

I’ve exhausted things I can sleep to on Netflix, and it’s literally impossible to sleep to things on Prime (so I barely watch anything there; it’s not worth falling asleep to something I like, since I might be punished for it), so I’ve started putting on YouTube in the evenings since it won’t wake me with silence at...

archonet,

Danooct1 was this for me, though I’ve no idea if you’d be interested in old computer viruses.

archonet,

Where others say “my body is a temple”, I say “my body is a garbage disposal”.

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