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baggins,

I still don’t understand 🤔 jars don’t typically break just from tipping over.

baggins,

Hmm I’ve never had that problem.

baggins,

I’ve never knocked a jar off the top shelf of my fridge on to the floor 🤷

baggins, (edited )

Do y’all not cover the food in your fridge?

baggins,

That still doesn’t mean she’ll go into a relationship with you OP.

I'm so frustrated rn.

I have been distro hopping for about 2 weeks now, there’s always something that doesn’t work. I thought I would stick with Debian and now I haven’t been able to make my printer work in it, I think I tried in another distro and it just worked out of the box, but there’s always something that’s broken in every distro....

baggins,

Just gotta learn to fix stuff yourself. Highly unlikely for any distro to be perfect out of the box.

baggins,

Someone printed that sign at home and then stuck it there to take a funny picture for the internet

baggins, (edited )

I read it. And I’m not a mathematician, so the answer is 9.

E: The salty mathematicians down-voting this can get fucked lmfao

baggins,

That’s cool and Imma let you finish but I’m not a mathematician and the answer is 9.

baggins,

Bud this still isn’t tagged NSFW. You have to actually check the box not just write it in the title.

baggins,

Me when my house is 20.462c instead of 20.463c: 😡🤬🥶

baggins,

If we’re getting all pedantic they actually typed it.

baggins,

There is no “up” to get to the toilet. The vent pipe needs to have a straight shot down to every part of the system or it doesn’t work.

baggins, (edited )

You don’t think air can go like 12 inches up the pipe?

baggins,

I thought bud meant there was only one vent pipe for the whole building or something

baggins,

Alternative version of this is the elves working 16 hour shifts in an electronics sweatshop building the PS5s

baggins, (edited )

Shit post mods are literally Hitler, they got rid of the shidfard kid.

baggins,

Wait till she finds out you can fold the paper.

baggins, (edited )

Not reinstalling the OS but instead booting a rescue disk and painstakingly fixing your mistake 😎

baggins,

Why you up at 2am anyway? Bedtime is 11pm.

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