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beebarfbadger, to risa in The origin of starfleet combat training.

You laugh now, but just you wait until you get doublefisted by Kirk from behind.

beebarfbadger, to movies in The DCEU ends not with a bang, but a wimper.

Remember when Jered Lettuce morbed all over his enemies in that epic scene in Morbius, the 2022 masterpiece? Yeah, me neither, but I heard it was totally awesome. They should hone in on that, do stuff with timelines and bring him back as Morbius, the eponymous hero of the 2022 masterpiece Morbius and then have the entire cinematic universe revolve around him, since he already has awesome brand recognition and everybody likes him. Also, everything should be dark, depressing and gritty. Great idea, right?

Right?

Guys?

beebarfbadger, to asklemmy in What are the best steps to reduce the wealth of billionaires?

No need, I’ve been hearing that it’s good when they get all the money shoved at them BECAUSE, and hear me out now, they may or may not choose to maybe trickle some of the wealth they don’t obsessively hoard or burn on pleasure trips into space back onto the population.

They’re bound to start doing that aaaaaany decade now…

beebarfbadger, to piracy in Feeling the lack of moderation now Reddit?

“Yeah, well, but having no mods is actually great, we don’t even need no mods and these grapes are too sour anyway.” - not an alt account of spez at all

beebarfbadger, to starwarsmemes in Mr. Spock explains the Stars War

I hate this so much. Have all the upvotes.

beebarfbadger, to lemmyshitpost in Hund

Huuuuuuuuuund

beebarfbadger, to memes in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

What’s the mysterious third condiment???

beebarfbadger, to starwarsmemes in Equality

I am harbouring a suspicion that beneath her clothes she may be naked and even in possession of such subversive objects as female nipples!

beebarfbadger, to starwarsmemes in Equality

If I can parse this correctly, I believe the poster is inquiring whether has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

beebarfbadger, to memes in Why can't we get our shit together?

What do you mean, NOT going great? The owners of the private hospitals are raking in sooo much cash on the backs of the victims patients they get to fleece, it’s awesome! Well, for them, anyway, but that’s what counts, right?

beebarfbadger, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in In the boneR

He was born to fight:

  • God
  • the Karate Chop Society

Where will this fight take place?

In the boner.

beebarfbadger, to memes in How could the EU do this??

Step 1) blame everyone else for everything that’s wrong. Step 2) promise all the good things if only people vote for you. If they are actually gullible enough to do that we come to step 3) grab all the wealth you can and shift it to your cronies, smash anything too heavy to carry off and leave the opposition in a smouldering ruin that you can then again blame and berate the next government for.

beebarfbadger, to lemmyshitpost in Pray for their safety

The scene you’re probably thinking of is from one of the Final Destination movies. Not sure I’d count those as the most solid of evidence.

beebarfbadger, to movies in The DCEU ends not with a bang, but a wimper.

That is indeed his catchphrase, it is.

beebarfbadger, to memes in Gotta show it who's boss

I occasionally, at random intervals, say “I know you’re listening”.

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