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brbposting, to lemmyshitpost in A manufacturer trying to cheat you? These guys know what to do!

Then the next guy uses self checkout, the scale tips off security, next thing you know police brutality

Trying to say make your own soap from bark n stuff

brbposting, to lemmyshitpost in Peak organization

It’s incredible, though Apple is catching up.

Google Photos, perfect until they report you to the cops & close your account for photos you took of your son for your doctor. (NYT / Slashdot summary)

brbposting, to memes in poor Dean

Relentless:

What began as an innocent and unexpected encounter is about to trigger an inferno of violence. For Shearman Waxx is not merely a ferocious literary enemy, but a ruthless sociopath, and now he is intent on destroying Cubby and everything he holds dear: his home, his wife, his young son, and every hope he had in the world.

The terror has only just begun, and it will be relentless…

DOT DOT DOT

brbposting, to memes in Gen Z's down bad

“I love New Year’s resolutions. This year I’m trying to walk 10,000 steps a day. Woo! When we’re all sharing those out loud and you said give up ketamine, it felt less like a resolution we share with our colleagues and more like something we’ve voiced to close friends and family.

I notice starting on Jan one and then going, it looks like indefinitely, you put two hour blocks every day from 11 to one for protecting your piece. Can you just share a little bit more with me about how these pertain to our work as a consulting firm?

As a friendly etiquette reminder, I know we’ve been out for the holidays for a bit, but addressing the client as BB and email or verbally, not gonna fly.

I know we have that kind of goal setting session and you said, I wanna be that b*****. It’s not a smart goal. Remember we talked about smart goals. So it’s hard for us to measure against.

When you send us all of those like 30 snap chats of the New Year’s party you attended screaming, give me a kiss to like multiple men and women. It felt like a window into your life that we as your colleagues shouldn’t be peering into.

When I pinged you, I was like, where are you? Are you joining? And you were like, it’s 730 a.m. I’m still recovering from the holidays. I got to stop back. I was like, huh? You know, I was like, huh?

We are here to support you and I as your boss, especially I wanna do that. One of your goals, however, it felt like a little more of a personal goal. It was, I need a boyfriend, I’m down bad. I totally, I totally get it. I being alone, especially the holidays, it sucks. That’s not really like a work goal.”

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Hesitated to do this but wanted to investigate available options.

Couldn’t find a service to do an MP4 URL to text but Converter.app handled it via local upload.

Unfortunately it’s not really funny anymore. Well I think it is but I have the creator’s mannerisms and timing in mind while reading. Hopefully you’re getting this notification when you can sound rn.

brbposting, to memes in Cavity search

Even screenshots of fake conversations?!

brbposting, to memes in Gen Z's down bad

Video not playing for you? Screengrabs won’t do it justice:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ada2f6eb-001e-485f-945f-75e2e40b842e.jpeg

Grabbed these by pasting the URL into EZGIF - DIY tip that should work cross-platform in case of grand curiosity while facing a technical issue.

If it was another reason, I’m curious to know!

brbposting, to piracy in Amazon's Prime Video will start serving ads on January 29 unless you pay extra

Wish the overly aggressive product placement were skippable, e.g. in Reacher:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/76a709f7-8239-4aa5-beda-cb6b6cc8e90d.jpeg

I am down for hyper on-brand, clearly denoted, clever/humorous sponsored segments. StyroPyro was able to advertise a desk this way. So well integrated, honest, and relevant, I didn’t skip even though I don’t need a chemical-resistant adjustable standing desk.

brbposting, to mildlyinteresting in Some sand can look beautiful under a microscope

Well, here’s a video from Dr. Greenberg where you can see them more 3D (Piped link)

brbposting, to memes in It's a curse

Maybe euphemisms? Level adjustment, skill balance, rank difference?

brbposting, to risa in Have we done this one already?

As long as you don’t forget whence this post came - the Riker’s Beard™️ Facebook Group™️™️™️

They could do with a few more watermarks seeing as it’s their IP and everything 😉

brbposting, to memes in soak and jump hump

I knew about the elevators (and forgot about Manhattan) but this one’s new for me:
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6a0ab00a-e21a-4381-86d3-6442e038ccc2.jpeg

Men approving this 2-year innovation’s hoodwinking of God:
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/889288a3-7de9-493e-9d5a-06fc54ef051a.jpeg

brbposting, to mildlyinteresting in At the Internet Archive, this is how we digitize a book—one page at a time, by hand.

Wouldn’t it be great to have it dynamic based on device?

Anyway, everyone’ll have to get off our lawn.

For the average world netizen…

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0ad2dcda-49c4-49f4-ad0e-dd8e2859f4f5.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/dd2cb05d-0ec3-46fe-88b4-b01b8e0ea444.png

…OP’s is the desirable format.

brbposting, to linuxmemes in Some heroes don't wear capes

Maybe a rainbow unicorn cloak?

brbposting, to lemmyshitpost in Mark Zuckerberg has been diagnosed with a serious medical condition

Kissing up or ligmaing down

brbposting, to piracy in "Piracy is a service issue.." (Image is a real story btw, link in post)

The Ratio or Ratioed refers to an unofficial Twitter law which states that if the amount of replies to a tweet greatly outnumbers the number of retweets and likes, then the tweet is bad. Additionally, “to ratio” a tweet means to make a quote retweet or reply that manages to get more likes and retweets than the quoted post.

Massive downvote to upvote discrepancy on Lemmy would constitute “a ratio” / “getting ratioed“.

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