criitz

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criitz,

Or, don’t use reddit ya scab.

criitz,

Let’s be real. We all now what a berry is, and bananas and watermelons ain’t it. Forget the scientific mumbo jumbo

criitz, (edited )

This is all going on inside his head; meanwhile the other gym patrons aren’t looking at or thinking about him at all.

criitz,

Nah it’s real

criitz,

What’s not to get lol. Think about when it’s really really cold outside. That’s 0. Think about when it’s really really hot outside. That’s 100.

criitz,

Not cold enough for you?

criitz,

Yes. It equates body types with positive/negative traits. ie. “Big dick energy” implies “small dick = bad”

criitz,

Sorry that adapting is uncomfortable but no

criitz,

Small dick energy is bad but not small dicks? How does that make any sense. Think about it.

criitz,

Stop using reddit

criitz,

Cuz Oatmeal raisin are the best cookie

criitz,

Heres a helpful chart:

reddthat.com/…/7a5ee3a0-36ef-4628-a321-255c403540…

criitz,

Elbows too pointy

criitz,

What are you trying to get done? This is your life right now. Enjoy it, don’t spend it worrying about the end.

criitz,

Amen! If they don’t survive the dishwasher then it’s just nature culling the weak from the pack.

criitz,

AFAIK usenet is still relevant, no?

criitz,

I’ll be the one to say it…

The stock photo memes are not funny.

criitz,

Į̶̡̝̪̲̱̥̮̻̹͍͓̩̯̞̟͈͇̎͂̾̿̀̃̂̃̔͊̂̓̊͊̕̕͝t̵̢͙͈̠̠̙̼̥͙͔̦͍̞̝͋̐͂̃̏͘͘͜ͅ’̶̡̧͉̩̲̜̤̰͈̊̒̎̑̓̈́̒͗̎̒̊̋̓̂͂͘͝͝s̷̢̢̢̛̰̝̳̜̙̹̖̟̗̦͛̇͐̈́̃̈́̃͊̈́̀͘͜ ̶̝̱̬̬͍͋̂̋͌́̃͛̈̐̓̏͂͌̚̚̚͘͝͝t̵̢̪̥̖̹͚̩̯̘̪͚̤̣̫͛͆̓͋͠į̸̡͓̯̤͓̮̝͓̜͛̇̀m̵̢̧̦̯͚̞͖̳̭̻͓̰̣̲̈́̽͐̃̅́̅̑͑̌͜ͅė̴̝͍̫̳̉ ̷̮̺̜̝͙̜͍̯̹̠̇̋͗̈́͒̊̍̈̒̓̂̀͂̅̀͂̒̕̚ͅḟ̵͓̗̑͂̓̒̀̾̇̽͛̓̀̓͌̚͝͠o̵̩͐̒͝r̸̡̧̧̛̰͕̘̤̖̙̙̃͂͌̋̓̽̔̃̍͑͆̏̅̇̓̏͌͝͝ ̵̢̧̝̟̘̠̳̝̺͕̯̠͊͌̃̿̔͛̋̒̅͒͆̈́̈̄̚y̴͖̩̱̣͕̠̰̗̮̻͔̥̤̳̖̘̲͉̆͒́͗̏̈́͐͜ỏ̶̟̱̟̩͙̫̝̾̑̑́̍̏̀́́͘̕̕u̸̢͉̱̬̤̹̔̒̃͛̒̔̀͆͌̆̋̉̀̒̒͛̇̚͝r̴̢̢̜̟͙̦͎̜͎͎͔̯̯̞̮͋̈́͂͂̎͑̃͑̇̃̇̑̎́̃̚͘̚͝ ̵̢̡̡̡̯̲͍̘̘̯̱̤͎͙̮̟̤̱̽͋̆ͅŜ̸̡̡̤̞̦̗͔͉̞͉͚̯̝̠̝̝̯̰̬̒ͅp̸̡̡̢̡̛̤͓͉͍̙̹͇̬̮̝̩̞͎̻̺͂͌̀̈̽̅͑́̃̕͜ä̸͉̠̟̰̣̯̬͉̮̬̠͖́̍͐̆̂͌̾̐̽́̄̀̋́̓̊͝n̵̢̛̼̞̳͓̩̑͒̒͐̌͑̅̍̓̇̓̀i̴̢̻̥̥͙̱̳̗̥̙̜͚̟͇̲̤̎̀̀͐̕ͅs̵̺̮̳̣̯̝̠̞̪̳̭̥͖̯̘̜̜͉̠͐͘ḣ̸̤͓̐̃͌͂ ̵̛̩͕̗̘̂̿̊̉̅̅̀̍̒̈͆̎̕̚͠͝͝l̶̡̲̟̪̙̬͍̝̹̙̩͍̥͕͔̣̝̿͐̓̉̌̀͜͠͠ͅͅẹ̷̡̢̳̖̗̹̬͙͙͙͈͝s̴̛̩͖̈́̀̋̀̀̾̒͑̀̈̕s̴͚̄͌͛͌̊̃͊̄̋́̾͊͊̑͒́̿̚ơ̴̡̨͖͍̖̹̭̯͗̆̌̎̎͌̊͌̍̽̀̃̋̕̕͝͝n̶̡̛͓̰̭̟͇̙̘͔͇̪͕̬̝̤̻̮̘̓͑̂̓͆͌͗͆̒͜͝͠ͅ ̴̧̹̬̲̈̂̆

criitz,

Gift without the t, I always say

criitz,

I disagree. If the letter your adding is E, it will change the promounciation of the vowel. That’s the function of the E. Adding a consonant like t doesn’t change the vowel sound (eg. How you would pronounce something like “sif” vs “sift” - no change in the vowel.

criitz,

Fahrvergnügen

criitz,

Sounds like you have a fine grasp of what Dragon Ball is to me

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