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crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in You Are Won’t somebody think of the poor hedge fund managers
Won’t somebody think of the poor hedge fund managers
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Opposite of clickbait Sophie Tanno, the hero we need. Excellent headline
Sophie Tanno, the hero we need. Excellent headline
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What are some of the stranger adaptations/adjustments to corporate culture you've noticed, and imagine emerging? Pew pew oil
Pew pew oil
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults. Oh, I get it!* *No I don’t
Oh, I get it!*
*No I don’t
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to lemmyshitpost in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults. I am exmormon and I see my bitch SIL in this comment and I don’t like it one leetle bit. And guess which family is planning next year’s family reunion? And guess where they’re going to have it?
I am exmormon and I see my bitch SIL in this comment and I don’t like it one leetle bit.
And guess which family is planning next year’s family reunion? And guess where they’re going to have it?
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults. I don’t get it pls halp
I don’t get it pls halp
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to memes in We did it? What “was” covid
What “was” covid
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW! That’s a big ass bucket
That’s a big ass bucket
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to asklemmy in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn? Everyone in the world is dead next question
Everyone in the world is dead next question
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What are the facts you remember for no specific reason I don’t like you
I don’t like you
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What are the facts you remember for no specific reason If this is true, then 97.5 million cm = ~600 miles. Or, 0.25% of the distance to the moon…a small difference.
If this is true, then 97.5 million cm = ~600 miles. Or, 0.25% of the distance to the moon…a small difference.
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to comicstrips in No escape What about the foot puller thingy
What about the foot puller thingy
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What's a great podcast you'd like to share? The Dollop Tech Won’t Save Us Citations Needed Pod Save The World Behind The Bastards Stuff You Should Know
The Dollop Tech Won’t Save Us Citations Needed Pod Save The World Behind The Bastards Stuff You Should Know
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to memes in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too) North Korea has a subway system?
North Korea has a subway system?
crystalmerchant, 1 year ago to memes in Recursive authentication Lmaooo this just happened to me the other day. Drove me nuts
Lmaooo this just happened to me the other day. Drove me nuts