ericisshort

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ericisshort,

Not if you choose engineering as your major. I’ve never worked harder or longer hours than when I was in college.

ericisshort,

You’re pre-approved! Go directly to printer.

ericisshort,

I’m a millennial but too old to have ever watched Blue’s Clues, so I couldn’t give two shits when Steve left.

Also, it’s hilarious that this meme completely ignores Gen X.

ericisshort,

Steve wasn’t the finale of Blue’s Clues, so I don’t think it has to be a series finale. For me in the 90s, I can’t think of any tv shows that made me cry, but i can think of quite a few movies. Over all, My Girl is probably the only one that completely destroyed me emotionally.

ericisshort,

Same. Are you from 82, 83, or 84?

ericisshort,

He’s been a meme for over 20 years, and I’m a member of society.

ericisshort,

Great, now I’ve got Credence stuck in my head.

ericisshort,

Is that Kilo’s blade held by Anthony Hopkins?

ericisshort,

The shipping containers make it so much more dystopian, and calling it “The People’s Park” is just bad writing, even for schlocky YA fiction.

ericisshort,

I do, but I was writing from the perspective that it was invented for the Hunger Games.

ericisshort,

Towelie approved

ericisshort,

…and ugly. You forgot ugly.

ericisshort,

Who is this guy?

ericisshort,

Is there a The Ocho community around here yet?

ericisshort,

Cylinders prefer to be called thicc circles.

ericisshort,

Those bullets lead me to believe this is a poop silencer.

ericisshort,

I believe “poop shooter” is the preferred nomenclature.

ericisshort,

I’d hope they’d at least be in stalls so that I can only see the feet of the dudes getting sucked off on either side of me.

ericisshort, (edited )

This. Like ten years ago, when Samsungs had swappable batteries, they were super proud of it. They would advertise it as a feature that Apple doesn’t have.

When I was at a festival, Samsung had an activation where you could tweet at them with your phone model and location and they would send someone with a full battery to trade you for yours. It was an amazing free service that I used so many times, and every time, the jealousy on the faces of all the iPhone people was palpable. Then one year, they quietly removed the swappability from their new phones.

Swappable batteries are such a huge feature that most people don’t even know that they want.

ericisshort,

Slow clap

ericisshort,

You’d probably be surprised to learn how little some famous people make.

ericisshort,

Can confirm corn dogs and pigs in a blanket are NOT abortions, as evidenced by the fact that they are legal in US states where abortions are not.

ericisshort, (edited )

Yes. The Brits still use a few non-metric measurements at times. In fact, it was America’s British heritage that got us Americans into the bad habit of using imperial over metric in the first place.

ericisshort,

The moon is not to be trusted. It’s hiding a secret alien base on its dark side.

ericisshort,

You can say that again. I’ve never sympathized with a snail before, but Miguel got me right in the feels.

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