eyy

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Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?

The Infinity Blade or Minigore series, for example, or anything made by Illusion Labs. These games are genius and most consoles don’t even have a touch screen or utilise it well like some smartphone games do....

eyy, (edited )

Many mobile games are just thinly veiled attempts at monetization. Get people hooked, then start adding time-bound gates you can unlock, add PvP with loot boxes and multiple types of premium currency that’s hard to keep track of. Doesn’t matter what the game is about - you can do this to racing games, fighting games, gardening games, whatever.

That said there are still mobile games that are fun and genuinely good gameplay - I used to love Minigore too, after it was available on Android. But these are few and far between.

eyy, (edited )

I don't have anything to add, I'm just planting my flag here so I can say I was here at the beginnings of lemmylore.

Here, have a cat picture as an offering:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0f514a9d-58ee-4397-89ea-39be645fb45f.png

eyy,

You nearly made me spit out the water in my mouth. Thanks.

eyy,

shitposting

C'mon read the whole thing man, its a no-shit post.

eyy,

This whole thread is hilarious, especially because I regularly go 5-7 days. Longer if I am traveling. I even take fiber!

That sounds unlikely, you must be full of shit.

If it's true, well... you must be full of shit.

eyy,

You have some real talent there, don't let it go to waste.

eyy,

No shit! Good that you're participating, don't let that account go to waste.

eyy,

undefined> You’re going to a Burning Man-style event and you don’t want to poop on June 25th because it’s Anne Frank’s birthday and in your pursuit to become the true Hide & Seek Champion you think it would be best/hilarious to “Anne Frank” your poop for three days

Congratulations, you're the first person in the world to use that sentence.

eyy,

But what is it made of?

eyy,

Something like that. "No wheeled devices unless medically necessary" maybe.

eyy,

know your worth and stand up to incompetent bosses!

eyy, (edited )

except in this case, it was "lose a dollar by refusing to... save a dime?".

eyy,

I thought the HR director was being especially ridiculous, because I wasn't paid by the hour. Also I had to rush to complete stuff after the meeting anyway, so there was zero chance I could have slacked off in those two days.

eyy,

oh I'm sure that's a common story too!

eyy,

To this day I have no idea what HR Director's thought process was. He literally declined free money for the company.

eyy,

Obviously not - American clients were its bread and butter then.

eyy,

"latte is not coffee"... that's a strong stance right there!

eyy,

here you missed this :p

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eyy,

ah yes, the classic "you need to fix it but I won't give you time/money to fix it" conundrum. standard corpo bs. serves them right

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