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fossphi,

I just did. Not my proudest, but it’ll do

fossphi,

I know right, I didn’t get it until someone posted the tilted monitor image. I kept thinking that it had something to do with the text being out of bound

fossphi, (edited )

creative horny

Daddy horny, Michael

fossphi,

Hey hey hey, why and how are you in my bedroom with a camera‽

fossphi,

I wonder how much of this mindset comes from dealing with local/smaller and more humane businesses which actually gave a damn about people

fossphi,

Good gravy, why does this look so threatening!

I swear I am gonna do my laundry!

fossphi,

distressing

Feels right at home :/

fossphi,

It was also a bitter revelations to me when I met some optimistic people and figured out that it’s not everyone who’s a defeatist pessimistic piece of shit like me. :/

fossphi,

We’re reaching levels of self hatred previously thought unattainable

fossphi,

Manual/deliberate sperm/egg production.

I’m not an evolutionary biology expert, but my armchair thought process says that this trait might not survive the evolutionary pressure. The burden of child rearing is quite high (specially these days).

fossphi,

State sanctioned shitposting. This is the future liberals want

fossphi,

Is it just me or do wasps somehow remind you of fried corn flakes?

fossphi,

Man, this stuff is so embarrassing. There have been so many times, I’ve skipped on buying fruits just because I couldn’t open the bag and my anxiety engaged into overdrive

fossphi,

Oh my god, it’s literally me. Please get out of my phone, OP!

fossphi,

You’re doing good, soldier. To be honest, I’ve also not watched them but I know the context. You’re not missing out

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