fsxylo

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fsxylo,

You guys are worse than the carbonara gatekeepers.

fsxylo,

Saying deep dish isn’t pizza is their personality.

fsxylo,

Been using that my entire adult life. Fuck turbo tax.

fsxylo, (edited )

Yeah, lemmy wasn’t this doomy a couple months ago. Or I was at least able to block the doom communities. Now this shit is everywhere.

fsxylo,

At least one person pulled a gun on him.

fsxylo,

They are. They can sell those blood products for thousands.

fsxylo,

… You know this is probably still better than what DC is putting out now.

fsxylo,

Oh hey it’s the maps logo, or is that the calendar logo? Nah it’s the files logo. I guess it could be the photos logo…

Really great when I’m trying to find something in a hurry.

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I think you’d have to explain tv first.

fsxylo, (edited )

They also roll on their back and curl up their paws while looking at you expectantly.

The furry stomach was always a trap.

fsxylo,

It’s actually as expensive as a fancy Italian place now. Might as well go to the good restaurant.

fsxylo, (edited )

Next week, it’s gonna be auto mechanic’s fault you can’t get Disney in your Tesla.

fsxylo,

Man, communism really never meant anything other than “shit we don’t like” in America.

fsxylo, (edited )

Except scum recognizes scum and only does deals with each other. That’s why you hear the prices are so cheap, it’s practically a formality.

fsxylo,

God they could have just sold T-shirts or something. Fuck them for supporting pseudoscience.

fsxylo,

We used to make fun of comic books for making up slang that hilariously no one would ever use, then gen z came along.

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

fsxylo, (edited )

Blade runner 2049 was a boring slideshow of backdrops with the “bwaaa” music overlaying it and occasionally plot happened. What plot is that? I don’t fucking remember.

fsxylo,

I think it’s weird to put illumination with the other two because while it’s technically a financially successful studio, everything they put out is borderline bootleg quality compared to the other two.

fsxylo,

Because it was just saying out loud what hollywood writers have been doing on movies for a while. “somehow this movie happens. Just pay us.”

fsxylo, (edited )

You don’t understand, smart phones kind of came out of nowhere. And only rich kids had them, and they broke really easily. We made fun of them.

The only way you were having a calculator in your pocket was if you hauled a ti-85 around, which no one was ever going to do.

fsxylo,

Blue cheese drizzled with honey and topped with pecans is great.

fsxylo,

I know zuck doesn’t look human, but I’d bet money this is photoshopped.

fsxylo,

Lol, is there a commercial that tried to pass these two off as the same guy or something?

fsxylo,

We just don’t get stuff like that anymore.

When a Torrent disappears from 1337x, how do you find out what happened?

Yesterday there was a controversial movie torrent that was getting 1000s of downloads and was on the “popular this week” page, and today it’s just gone. I went to the uploader’s account page and it’s not there either. Just like it never existed....

fsxylo, (edited )

Lol, the more right wingers bitch about this the more I straight up want drag queens to actually do this.

Let’s unironically make the strawman world right wingers are mad at so they can seethe.

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