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garbagebagel, to memes in Perpetual Amnesia

I just wanna know what happened to the fucking aliens man

garbagebagel, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius

Wait if you can avoid debt collectors for 7 years they just forget about you?? Like I could fuck off to another country where they can’t garner my wages and come back and they can’t do shit about it?

garbagebagel, to memes in "Who are my senators?", "What is a gyatt?", "How do you microwave ramen?"

All of the medical symptoms. Am I dying? Do I have lupus? Only my incognito friend will know.

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in American English slang question

TIL the word rube

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in Short(er) people of Lemmy--what are some lifehacks you figured out that've helped you out?

I bought a standing desk for my posture issues. It’s also too low when at the lowest setting so I had to transfer my bath stool to my desk and now I need to go buy an actual squatty potty cause I hate not reaching the ground from the toilet.

It’s perfect though because actual stools are too tall for sitting at a desk and a little bath stool like this has been perfect for my posture.

garbagebagel, to upliftingnews in Dr. Ruth has moved from sex therapist to a new role: NY's first loneliness ambassador

What a fucking rollercoaster I just went through. I confused Dr Ruth with Canadian sex therapy royalty Sue Johanson and was so happy to hear she was still alive, then when I realized my error I looked up Sue and saw she died earlier this year, now my heart is broken but I’m happy for Dr Ruth.

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in Lighthearted, upbeat shows for adults?

Superstore is severely underrated

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in What is the goofiest Christmas present you received this year?

My sister got me these Tiny hands.

Turns out my mom is very very freaked out by them so I had a great time.

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in Short(er) people of Lemmy--what are some lifehacks you figured out that've helped you out?

If you have small feet to match your stature like I do, there is no shame in buying way cheaper kids shoes too.

garbagebagel, to memes in So how is everything?

3 mins or 3 bites was the standard where I worked if anyone’s ever curious

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Ours is named Rachel because once a long time ago I had a dream that my bf cheated on me with someone named Rachel so now we always joke about Rachel doing things around our house when I’m not home. She’s been slacking a lot lately though, he’ll have to get a new girlfriend soon.

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in What Kind of Natural Disasters Occur Where You Live? And How Have You Prepared for Them?

Aside from the Big One (for which I’ve been meaning to make an emergency kit but keep putting off because reasons), we get really bad wildfires now on the west coast so before every summer I load up my inhaler and nasal spray, then I proceed to not go outside for 3 or 4 weeks because outside air bad. Thanks lungs. Thankfully I don’t live where the fires are normally happening, just in the vicinity. if I did, the above mentioned nonexistent emergency kit could be made fireproof and double up for preparedness.

garbagebagel, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

Girls just wanna have wine

garbagebagel, to memes in I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice

Who needs retirement when I can just die!

garbagebagel, to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?

Maybe engage in some light tax evasion.

Not me (definitely not me) but my friend certainly had a lot more money when they had a job that made light tax evasion easier :(

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