gibmiser

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gibmiser,

Well, ya see he used that word IF. Admittedly it is doing some heavy lifting here, but… well, thanks for the science fact I guess.

gibmiser,

Why is that a yikes? More birth defects, complications, start running low on eggs. All of that is just facts…

gibmiser,

Man, I had to go check it just in case.

gibmiser, (edited )

The bing one does constant typos, but if you mean the your vs you’re I did that on purpose

gibmiser,

The man On the left is justifiably disturbed knowing what he’s about to run over. The man on the right is psychotically excited to see someone was tied to the rails that they almost ran over.

gibmiser,

As they say, ignorance is bliss.

gibmiser, (edited )

My Zune still playing

cough hack wheeze

“Is that all you got?”

gibmiser,

Yep. Mounted on the wall in my dad’s barn, playing an endless shuffle of my music from 15? Years ago.

gibmiser,

But dad, that doesnt make sense, Sally is younger than me!

No son, it’s true…

gibmiser,

Then you got me over here, tires smooth as a baby’s ass, sprinkling Rogaine on my tires and hoping for the best

gibmiser,

Do a sleep study. If you have apnea try the CPAP.

gibmiser,

Wish I could help you man. But nothing worked for me in the 10 years before I got the CPAP.

Sleeping on your side is better than sleeping on your back or stomach. Alcohol and sleep medicines won’t help.

gibmiser,

Additionally, my understanding is that a lot of the cleaning done by washing your hands is mechanical, and using a paper towel with a slightly rough and absorbent surface scrapes off all the stuff that has been loosened by washing with soap and water.

gibmiser, (edited )

Never Have I Ever: Civic Duty edition

Never have, I ever littered.

Never have I ever voted for someone without researching them

Never have I ever stayed home and not voted. Because I just didn’t feel like it.

Never have I ever Shopped at a store that I knew was using unethical business practices because it was cheaper.

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