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grayman,

Phew… I was hoping I wasn’t the only person with like 17 of these.

grayman,

Probably copyright infringement against souljaboy the rapper.

grayman,

But guys will do anything for boobies.

grayman,

Nope! I know a guy who’s last name is super close to spaceman, so I always call him Space Man. Tracey is hilarious!

grayman,

This is pretty far down the list as far as reasons to not buy diamonds. They’re not rare. They’re not special. It’s a rock with limited industrial use.

For added context, they’re still cutting the hands and feet off of dependents (including children) of miners to ensure they work hard.

grayman,

So what you’re telling me is you and no one you know ever plans for an event more than a week and a half in the future? No wonder you can’t see how dumb this shit is.

grayman,

Paying for something someone wants isn’t the same as a surprise gift.

A parent buying a pet for their kids is actually a parent buying a pet for themselves; the parents very well know the pet is ultimately their responsibility.

I don’t think anyone is saying to not do those things. It’s the surprise of a pet that is heinous.

grayman,

Temple Grandin would like a word.

grayman,

Alternative vegetable based “meats” have a huge amount of preservatives, emulsifiers, binders, and other nasty chemicals. Artificial meat is literally cancer enduced muscle cells grown in a vat of antibiotics.

If you don’t want meat or feel morally bound to not consume meat, just be a vegetarian or vegan. The “alternatives” are disgusting.

grayman,

Add statins to your list. After taking statins for 10 years, statistically, you can expect to live 1 day longer. But until death, you’re likely to experience crippling side effects.

grayman,

It’s a little known fact that Newton was pooping under that apple tree when the apple fell on his head.

grayman,

You can squeeze the water out of elephant crap and drink it. Humans figured out fermentation a long time ago. This isn’t too much of a stretch given humans also know that animal poop is usable in other ways agriculturally.

grayman,

Eat a bunch of whole coffee beans and you probably will too.

grayman,

I’m allergic to pineapple. I put habenero hot sauce on my mac. There’s zero chance I’m adding raisins.

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