hungryphrog

@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone

no thoughts, only froggo

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hungryphrog,

Self-defense and cutting paper smoothly.

hungryphrog,

The cyclops kind.

hungryphrog,

Being able to shoot lasers from my tits would be cool.

hungryphrog,

Also they are way too fucking loud. Just use paper, people.

How Many Streaming Services Do You Have?

I remember when it was just Hulu for $5 and Netflix for $8. Saved $50 a month from cable. Now it seems we spend more. I have four. Max, Peacock, Paramount and Hulu. Prime doesn’t count because it sucks balls. (Only paying Netflix when next Stranger Things and Squid Game is released). Curious to see what the average...

hungryphrog,

Zero, I only use Piped and a bunch of pirate sites.

hungryphrog,

Also in Finland, on 6th day of December (2023), on our independence day, the bastards prohibited the Helsinki ilman natseja (Helsinki without nazis) protest, beating the antifascist protesters and ramming into them with fucking horses, but they welcomed the nazi parade with open hands. Interesting.

hungryphrog,

Austrian!

hungryphrog, (edited )

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tap_(valve)

hungryphrog,

Just use a magnet.

hungryphrog,

Let it filter the water and eat it afterwards.

hungryphrog,

We should choose political leaders by throwing them in a lake with an alligator that has a knife in its head in it instead of elections. The first candidate who retrieves the knife and survives is the winner.

hungryphrog,

stonks

hungryphrog,

My dude your where’s shirt?

hungryphrog,

Dammit, who stole their shirts? Those hunks will catch a cold!

hungryphrog,

The point that the meme template you’re using is sexist, as it implies that women are shallow and care about “dumb” things, like romantic movies, while men are cool and care about “smart” topics like history and politics.

hungryphrog,

I think that big cats, at least wild ones, aren’t as picky as housecats, because when you live in the wild you have to eat whatever you can catch.

hungryphrog,

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/63212eae-7b46-4151-932a-df40a62e5399.jpeg

hungryphrog,

Let’s sacrifice someone by having them go to Shitter and check. Any volunteers?

hungryphrog,

I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.

hungryphrog,

I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.

hungryphrog,

how do I unsee this meme

hungryphrog,

Aren’t centipedes kinda like tiny snakes with legs?

hungryphrog,

Yay, another conflict!

hungryphrog,

What are the top 4 then?

hungryphrog,

Not really a superpower, all you have to do is to have the right diet.

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